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ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WEB3/CRYPTO AS A NEWBIE 🧵👇

@_onlyscott Maureen or Xavier?

I’ll be replying to comments from people who are following me. I really want to hear from those who know the correct answer. Or is it that none of you know this player? If you know, follow me and drop your answer, I’ll reply to as many as possible.. let’s gooooo

I see Gianluigi Buffon and Del Piero. Guess the other player. Level: Hard

@madrid_total2 that “calma” celebration still haunts defenders like unpaid debt 😭 14 years later and it’s still getting replayed like it happened last week… some moments don’t retire, they just loop forever.

21 de Abril de 2012… Hoy hace 14 años. Cristiano Ronaldo nos ganaba La Liga con una asistencia de Özil en El Clásico en el Camp Nou y les hacía EL CALMA. 🥶🐐

@madrid_total2 Football media just saw “Ronaldo Jr” and started writing scripts already 😭

Información de Fabrizio Romano y otra fuente de Arabia.

🚨 El Al Nassr está considerando subir al primer equipo a Cristiano Ronaldo JR!!! La siguiente temporada podríamos ver a Cristiano Ronaldo y a su hijo JUGANDO JUNTOS! 😭🐐

@madrid_total2 @Cristiano nah this is getting out of hand 😭 football about to turn into family business fc. imagine Ronaldo shouting at his own son for not pressing, generational trauma on live TV.

@OfficialBHAFC Brighton are in the building. 🏟️

Brighton are in the building. 🏟️

@OfficialBHAFC Brighton players ready to beat Chelsea tonight ❤️

@CFC_OBED No cast their update😂😂😂😂😂

So we have Chelsea fans who genuinely want Chelsea to lose to Brighton tonight ?

@TeamCRonaldo man still treating age like it’s optional 😭 31 away from 1k is crazy but with Ronaldo you can’t even rule it out, bro turns “decline phase” into highlight reel season every time.

Cristiano Ronaldo is 31 goals away from 1,000 career goals. He scored 40+ goals in each of the last 3 years. 👀⏳

@Blue_Footy Brighton will disgrace Chelsea

Enzo Fernández is ready for Brighton.

football manager career mode talking like it’s real life 😭 Chelsea don’t just need names, they need a system that doesn’t collapse every 3 weeks. Tonali / Bruno / Bernardo sounds nice on paper but that midfield bill go hit like mortgage. Álvarez + Yıldız + CB + “experience” = expensive rebuild fantasy. Win league? maybe after 2 transfer windows and 3 managers later.

Petr Čech said Chelsea FC lack experience and players who have played in big matches and won titles. I don’t see a better Premier League–proven midfielder Chelsea can sign than Sandro Tonali, Bruno Guimarães, or Bernardo Silva. These three would bring experience and leadership and elevate the midfield immediately. Add Julián Álvarez, Kenan Yıldız, and an experienced centre-back, and Chelsea could win the league.

@TouchmineX Figo confidence no be small 😭 but World Cup no dey run on hope and vibes alone. CR7 “perfect ending” sounds nice in theory… football usually got other plans.

🚨🗣️ Luís Figo: “Portugal will win the FIFA World Cup because we’re the best, and Cristiano Ronaldo will be the best player. He would get the perfect ending, I hope so.”

@FCBayernEN Micheal olise🔥🔥🔥💯💯

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@TouchlineX @TheSun 20 days in jail + 3 year ban for speeding is wild 😭 that punishment came ready for war not traffic violation

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Yoram Zague has been sent to jail for 20 days and has been handed a three-year driving ban after doubling the speed limit. — @TheSun

You people only remember “good football” when your favourite player is cooking 😭 If Kevin De Bruyne drops a 10/10 with stats, it’s “masterclass.” But when it’s just vibes and no numbers, suddenly stats don’t matter? Enjoyment no be selective like that. If the ball sweet, it sweet. Stats just help expose who’s actually influencing the game vs who’s just doing aesthetic jogging.

@SmartMetaX @HKFinalThird You all don’t enjoy good football, sometimes I just don’t wanna work with stats

Yamal at 16: Winning the Euros for Spain Olise at 16: Playing in the English 3rd division.

@footballontnt Brighton will definitely beat Chelsea today

If Brighton beat Chelsea tonight, they will move into 6th place 📈 Will they manage to get into Europe for the second time in their history? 🤔

“This cycle was designed” like there’s some movie villain pressing buttons behind the scenes 😭 People went through real stuff — war, fear, losses — and your takeaway is “the survivors will be unbelievably rich”? Not everyone is in a trading group, some people were just trying to stay alive. Also this “only a chosen few will win” narrative… that’s the same line every cycle. It keeps people hooked more than it actually makes them rich. Markets move, people react. No secret script, just a mix of risk, timing, and a lot of people overestimating how special their position is.

This cycle specifically was designed to remove as many people as possible before the move happened. A war, a blockade, and 50 days of extreme fear. It worked on most people. Not all of them. The one's left will become unbelievably rich.

So you finally realized you’re the unpaid promo team for X (Twitter) 😭 You dey push their tweet go viral, na them still collect the money. You call am “my tweet banged”… algorithm call am “thanks for the free distribution.” Content creators really out here doing charity work and celebrating it. Crazy setup.

This new X payout policy is funny asf! all the people I’m quoting their tweets will get more payouts than me even tho I was the one that made their tweet to bang😂😂

“Guaranteed” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here 😭 People aren’t ignoring the “get rich slow” path because it’s a secret. it’s because life happens. Bills, bad luck, responsibilities. Discipline sounds nice in quotes, real life will test it daily. Also let’s not act like everyone who plays the long game wins. Plenty people grind for years and still barely break even. It’s not just about patience, it’s also timing, opportunity, and luck. The truth is somewhere in the middle, but that one no dey trend.

People spend their whole life chasing get rich quick and it never happens. If they took that same energy and pointed it at getting rich slow it’s pretty much a guarantee. But slow doesn’t sell so nobody listens.

Comparing Lamine Yamal to Michael Olise like football is a copy-paste career path 😭 One’s a generational outlier, the other actually had to grind through the system. Not everybody gets fast-tracked at FC Barcelona with the whole country hyping them at 16. Funny how people respect “hard work” until it doesn’t come with early hype.