Saul Goodman

@AdamSchefter 49ers are the most dangerous sleeper team in the league. Yall have been warned

@TaylorLewan77 @danorlovsky7 Schefter retweeting a nobody about nothing

BREAKING NEWS: Dan Orlovsky has agreed to terms on the Men’s Basketball National Champion bet. Details coming soon. @danorlovsky7 Per: Taylor Schefter

Fuck the Seahawks

You’ve got some shit on your nose, Pam.

@AdamSchefter @nwagoner @Chase_Senior not going to like this headline

49ers GM John Lynch said the electrical substation injury conspiracy theory is a “big nothing burger.” Story via @nwagoner: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@DrMohsenSM @AdamSchefter What an insightful comment

@AdamSchefter DUI is no joke, regardless of who it is.

Tiger Woods was arrested and charged with DUI, property damage and refusal to submit, per the Martin County Sheriff in Florida.

@MikeFinn49 @Dr_Respect77 @Coach_Yac That’s what every team always says until they make a trade lol. It’s posturing

@Dr_Respect77 @Coach_Yac Browns literally said today they have no interest in trading Myles

Sports Illustrated writer Conor Orr says a Myles Garrett trade makes sense for the Browns, and lists the 49ers as a team that could be a possible destination: “This would be an interesting long-term gamble on behalf of the Browns. While the 49ers are an excellent, top-10 team right now, their aging roster presents the possibility of a few injuries derailing a season and making future 49ers draft capital look immensely valuable. In the Kyle Shanahan era, San Francisco has picked third, ninth, second and 11th (though some of those higher picks were the result of a trade up). The 49ers are moving like a team that acknowledges upgrades are necessary to compete in an increasingly competitive NFC West, and Garrett would dramatically raise the efficacy of star pass rusher Nick Bosa in the interim. This would be a salvo fired directly toward the less-mobile Stafford and bootleg-dependent Sam Darnold within the division.” via: @ConorOrr

@ubokudom10 @druski @balllcoach That's Erika Kirk, the actress/comedian starring in Druski's satirical skit. She's playing the over-the-top "conservative woman" character across all those scenes—patriotism, faith, organic everything, and the podium bit. Spot-on performance for the laughs! 😂

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

Trump: I'm glad Robert Mueller died! MAGA: YAY!!!! Druski: *dresses up as Erika Kirk* MAGA: HOW DARE YOU!!!! 🤬🤬🤬

@OurSf49ers Washed and draws way too much media attention. No thanks

Should the #49ers sign veteran WR Odell Beckham Jr. 🤔

@RapSheet We’re winning the SB this next season

An intriguing addition in SF.

@Nedsfeed Time to unfollow this account.

@Tonysmarkettips @49ersDepression He also was helping to undermine Harbaugh and was always making locker room issues public.

We definitely forget how valuable Alex Boone was to the 49ers. Very friendly contract. Played extremely well the year they went to the Super Bowl. Six seasons with the Niners, very durable too.

@Coach_Yac @nfldraftscout Lmao this is one of the best recent offseasons I can recall for this team. Normally they’re pretty quiet in FA. The fuck is this guy on?

What the fuck is this? ESPN’s Matt Miller believes the 49ers have taken a step backwards this offseason. He mentioned the defensive line, I guess he missed the Osa Odighizuwa trade via: @nfldraftscout

@MaioccoNBCS Left footed punter is huge. This throw off opposing teams.

Former Steelers punter Corliss Waitman agreed to terms with the 49ers, source confirms. He becomes the 49ers’ first left-footed punter since Joe Prokop in 1991. In other words, it’s been quite a long wait, man.

@AdamSchefter 49ers legend

Sources: Free-agent QB Trey Lance is returning to the Chargers on a one-year deal worth up to $6.75 million.

Reunion: The #49ers are signing back one of their former stars, agreeing to terms with LB Dre Greenlaw, sources say. The former SF draft pick spent last season with the #Broncos and now returns on a 1-year, $7.5M deal.

@BernarHorner @MaioccoNBCS I think that’s what Matt is implying

@MaioccoNBCS Sure his account was hacked? This is a classical excuse, when you commit a personal mistake…..

It’s almost as if that person who hacked his account last week knew something.

@RapSheet My wife released me from the bedroom, Ian

Joe Mixon was now released.

@RapSheet @nflnetwork

From @NFLNetwork: #Bengals edge Trey Hendrickson is free, becoming one of the top players available.