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CHUNE open.spotify.com/track/6nlr8kvX…

@naomirwolf The camera's flash

@onhellmusic 600 cap venues

i remember when i started this shit, my goal was to just be able to headline 500 cap venues. now im doing it. what should my next set of goals be?

Where were you during the great two swords email promo thread of 2026

No I think it’s cool you love audio equipment I just don’t think you should call yourself that .

@chef_boyarbeatz Spring break in the early 90s must have been a hell of a time

bro is everyone’s birthday the last week of december?? swear i’ve seen like 20 homies’ bday posts the last couple days 😂

quit being a lil bitch and get to work

Reminder we did this in 2019 on a discord stream

Using a prophet as a midi controller to play 808s

Sent a beat pack to timothee chalamet

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. 47 people had opened it. 12 had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. It took 45 seconds. Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. But I called it a "pilot success." Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. The CFO asked about ROI. I showed him a graph. The graph went up and to the right. It measured "AI enablement." I made that metric up. He nodded approvingly. We're "AI-enabled" now. I don't know what that means. But it's in our investor deck. A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." He asked what that meant. I said "compliance." He asked which compliance. I said "all of them." He looked skeptical. I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." He stopped asking questions. Microsoft sent a case study team. They wanted to feature us as a success story. I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. They didn't verify it. They never do. Now we're on Microsoft's website. "Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. He got 3,000 likes. He's never used Copilot. None of the executives have. We have an exemption. "Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." I wrote that policy. The licenses renew next month. I'm requesting an expansion. 5,000 more seats. We haven't used the first 4,000. But this time we'll "drive adoption." Adoption means mandatory training. Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. But completion will be tracked. Completion is a metric. Metrics go in dashboards. Dashboards go in board presentations. Board presentations get me promoted. I'll be SVP by Q3. I still don't know what Copilot does. But I know what it's for. It's for showing we're "investing in AI." Investment means spending. Spending means commitment. Commitment means we're serious about the future. The future is whatever I say it is. As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

"I see you are looking for a job! Would you like this 16/hrs per week unpaid internship instead?"

A client paid me up front (sick) and then sent 20+ stems individually through gmail (did not click "anyone with link can view" [not sick])

@lowpolysound Yesss

The music business is a big lie for a LOT of people.

Thats all they ever were

@natemixing Never send the mix in the same day you finish it. You'll always catch something the next day

What’s some really CRAZY mixing advice but it works?

@sammazinng Sometimes you gotta just embrace the yearn

how do you stop missing somebody ?

I wanna see @DOUVELLE19 so bad ;__;

It's going to be very funny when LLMs plateau around 120 IQ and what we've created is just a digital guy, not a god.