Agent of the Spade

I’m currently at 1HP after my nuts slapped the seat on Space Mountain

@ChellayTiger Can't believe I missed this. Happy late birthday.

It's my birthday today!

My answers are yes then no. I will not explain myself for the first one, but the second one has logic behind it. The term "clanker" was made and reserved for stereotypical robots, that being an animated construct physically driven by metal components. Magic armor is magic.

I need some answers on this. 1. Would you date a suit of sentient animated armor? 2. Would you consider that a clanker? Clarification: The armor is not a fantasy robot construct, is not haunted by a person's spirit, or a William Afton situation. Just armor living by magic.

She Terminid on my Automaton till I Illuminate

Made this in honor of a Helldivers 2 experience I had last night. No, I am not a traitor to Super Earth, they walked into it.

@ChellayTiger History about a niche subject that will fuel my eternal hunger for knowledge which has gotten me into trouble numerous times? Yes please. The video essay about the Sears Dedede Incident in my Watch Later can wait.

I wrote a new blog about how furry visual novels have changed over the years. It's an interesting read about how the culture of FVNs has shifted steadily. You can read the blog here: chellaytiger.substack.com/p/how-fvns-hav…

@ChellayTiger Depending on your definition of right-wing, I may be in the splash zone. Either, way, you don't have the balls to do me :3

Me on my way to make gay porn of right-wing online creators and posting it on their Discord servers.

@Katsurami_Art Zesty John Marston was not on my bingo card for today. Good stuff though 👍🏻.

~ Commission WIP ~ #WIP #illustration

Walmart shirt finds are a coin flip between abysmal dogshit and eternal drip. I lucked out this time.

You ever have a good idea that is also a bad idea which then becomes a two year production hell? This is the result of that happening to me. youtu.be/f_ts9b1s1js?si…

@GOREJ1RA A bow and arrow, ideally with different arrow types as addons or part of the power. How would they be different than other ranged killers? Don’t know, I just want a bow and arrow.

I know "what license do you want in DBD" gets asked a lot so instead I want to ask What killer power do you want to see in DBD? Nothing about the killer themselves, but what kind of power would be cool to see for you?

I just finished sloppily photoshopping Winter Soldier using his ult at a TSwift concert after I promised a friend that I would. Why would I do this? No idea. Enjoy, or don't. I'm putting them into my computer's background slideshow. I made two angles for viewer displeasure.

I’ve gotten MVP as Wolverine twice and both occasions required that I make an unfortunate Thor fear for their life. He’s everything I wanted in a L4D Hunter and then some.

@saruei Few things can rival the feeling of finding a perfect stick in a forest

I love men so fucking much. They can be super manly at one moment, and in another be happily playing with funny shaped sticks in the woods 😌

@ItsCryFieri Matthew and Carla

Q: What names do you use for these 2?

I just released a new video where I tried to recreate the Buddhist sugars from Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (as someone with zero confectionary experience). Twas scuffed. There is no canon description of the taste, so I filled the gaps with imagination. youtu.be/UqInCU1Qsu4

Pros of using a video game’s baller soundtrack as music for your video: You have an excuse to listen to some of your favorite music and it will surely go hard in your video. Cons of using a video game’s baller soundtrack in your video: You want to listen to it instead of work.

@angelolooTW SinguLOWrity

him: are you stupid me:

I accidentally sprayed cologne on razor burn

If that woman had some kind of trauma that made her hate men due to an assault and or lack of a father figure in her life, that is truly regrettable and I do not claim that disgrace to my gender, but that isn’t an excuse to lash out at a random soon-to-be mother.

Too bad twitter twists things to suit narratives. The part that really broke my heart was that the pregnant woman had no idea what was going on and why someone would act like that. She was overjoyed to have a child but was basically told it was worth nothing since it was male