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@Sassafrass_84 And why exactly are you doing it for her?

I cook dinner. I put food away. I wash dishes. My daughter cooks a separate dinner. Feeds her friends leave the dishes. I wash dishes. Put dishes away. I just finished cleaning the kitchen again at 2:30 am. After cleaning it twice today. I feel like this is completely ass backwards?!?

@AmericaReal3 I saw someone put a vegetable tray in the beer case yesterday in the store! People are wiseing up!

NARRATOR: And a SMART Life decision, it was...😂

@HellRaz0r1776 You ain’t wrong!😑

Told ya

@RealWayneDupree Hard boiled eggs.

If someone offered you $1M to eat the same thing for 30 days straight, what would you eat?

@JamesHu27192912 Loved visiting the place! In-laws lived in Boone.

Hello from Banner Elk! High today: 78 degrees

@ronsterd89 Yup!

Who here is officially a Boomer- born between 1946 and 1964 ?

@Edmontondude And here I only thought that happened to me!

@HellRaz0r1776 Is there banjo background music?

Could be fun…

@1Nicdar Why was he called Little buddy?

No cheating.

@TheGeneral_0 Funny but not funny! Dude, it would be like something out of alien!

I had an MRI this morning and I had to answer some questions.🥴

@Gunblaze1969 Don’t worry Clucker! I see you.

I get more views on Facebook and I only have 7k followers

@Gosleepriya Turn the four into a nine.9️⃣

Tell me the number greater than 46 by moving just one stick. 0.0001% will win.

@MikeBales It’s always a rash! Hahahahah

Any questions?

@AnotherHomoCon @LilSpanky @Rainmaker1973 That was a perfect response! Kudos to you.

@LilSpanky @Rainmaker1973 Princess Peach Toadstool makes do. I’m sure I could too.

Could you live in a house shaped like mushrooms? 🍄‍🟫

@ThrillaRilla369 Ain’t that the truth!

I remember being a teenager and getting my first paycheck for $213.57 and feeling RICH. Nowadays that is literally just one bill

Happy Flag Day! I didn’t even realize it and I bought a brand new flag yesterday! 🇺🇸 🫡

Chris Nikic, the first person with Down syndrome to complete an Ironman, completes Ironman 70.3 Massachusetts. Shortly before the race, Nikic announced that he needed a guide to run alongside him for the race. That's when Dr. Tommy Martin decided to step up. ⁠ "I learned more in this race than almost any other I have competed in, and none of it was about race tactics or how to PR. It was about life, perspective, determination, and grit. I owe all of that to Chris," Martin said. "I hope every finish line Chris crosses serves as a reminder to the world: your diagnosis, your situation, your circumstances do not define your potential!" Congrats, Chris! Video: dr.tommymartin / ig.

@DustinWood524 Same here! Twice.

I would. And I have.

@Edmontondude Yeah we do!