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I make fried eggs in the microwave in a ramekin. I sprinkle it with shit and it looks fancy as fuck.

youandthem.teemill.com 😊😊 give it a little look.

Kanye is finished. Discuss, or dont. I dont care. Last 2 albums have been slapdash. Sad.

Life tip: go to the pub with only 25% battery to ensure you don't get too fucked.

@MrNishKumar I don't know if you're looking for a new profile picture at all, but, you know.

9.9m for a Banksy? The transfer window has gone mad.

What is a Thom Yorke?

Who started abbreviating porn? Double penetration into DP, who is in that much of a rush to masturbate they needed to abbreviate?

Never asked a man to suck my dick but Thomas Cook I will.

Morbid thought of the day: how many not-yet-found dead people do you think Postmen/women deliver to a day?

Genuine podcast idea. Going through the craziest rules in sport. 'Rules Shmules'. Ep 1. Chests in Chess. Women may only have “the second from the top button” open during any chess competition.

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@bet365 Long time lads.

@bet365 1 goal away and no chance to use your wonderful cash out feature. You owe a lot of people money already I bet.

Football. Vardy, a lifelong Wednesday fan. Beautiful.

#pornbooks Oliver Jizzed A Tale of Two Titties A Handjobs Tale To Drill a Mockingbird

@mattsinger The Men Who Stare At Goats 😴😴

@PigsAndPlans DIPS8! DIPS8!

ok fine we're in... where you sitting?

Okay. Is Frank Ocean's Pyramids this generations Bohemian Rhapsody?

Had 3 people collapse on me yesterday so I was over the moon with my new fragrance until some party pooper pointed out it was probably dehydration from the heat. #watergoodfragrancebetter

That's some after 2am talk right there.