Steve Heffernan

I had to give up drinking. I had to improve my diet. I had to take better care of myself. I've done these thing. I'm still tired. I feel no better. Starting to think it was a scam.

@Cobisback He'll be the only cunt that stays for The Championship.

What a sad little life, premier league. You ruined my year completely so you could have the money but now I hope you spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum

@RSwipe149913 I would normally say 'It's the hope that kills you', but with this team I have no hope.

@SteveHef No matey, it looks bad

Dare we start to believe? #TOTBRI

It's over. It really is.

Unfortunately, I'm an Oracle. #TOTBRI

Brighton will equalise in deep stoppage time. It's already written. #TOTBRI

My prediction for this second half #TOTBRI

Oh, well. It was a nice 8 minutes. #TOTBRI

NOW SIT BACK AND DEFEND IT!

I believe that @Cobisback is over the moon, with that goal. #TOTBRI

@Cobisback 2-3-4-1. Probably.

My targeted ads on Instagram have taken a strange turn. What, the fuck, is this? #IAintClickingThatLink

@ratsgetscars Happy Birthday Xx

@GhostWhoHaunts After research I realise I was wrong. I love BVB. Seen them a few times and Andy on his own, twice, at Concorde 2. It's a very small venue, I think that a larger venue, but smaller than usual, would've been what they went for.

Interesting take. They are playing the main stage at Download and have tons of press to do in the UK because of the heat building for their new album. As a result, they will be in England for nearly a week, anyway. They scheduled “Unveiling” shows (that they have already done in the USA under similar circumstances) and they were a blast for the diehard fans who were fortunate enough to get tickets. Includes a sit down Q & A with the audience after they play a set that includes deep cuts that they rarely, if ever, play.

2 years ago, Black Veil Brides were joint headlining Wembley Arena with Creeper. This year, they're playing Brighton's Concorde 2, which is little more than a school hall. How did they drop off so badly?

LOW OFFER? FUCKING, LOW OFFER? #TheChase

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Arteta and Ben White leaving the Etihad after losing 4-0 on Sunday.

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