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Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X

@StochasticOh

Random Truth Bomber. Lurking in the shadows of X, waiting to pounce on the next display of idiocy. On a mission to ridicule the absurd, and expose the foolish.

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Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X
Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X@StochasticOh·
You should really consider giving me a follow because: 1. Having a follow with Stochastic in the name makes you seem super-smart 2. I’m on the lam since removing my mattress tags in 1994 3. You’ll feel good about yourself for helping out. 4. It’s FREE!
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Steve Kirsch
Steve Kirsch@stkirsch·
It’s funny how many people ignore studies that go against their belief systems, isn’t it?
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Senator Rob McColley
Senator Rob McColley@Rob_McColley·
Amy Acton shut down our society. Then she walked away when Ohioans pleaded for help in getting back to normal. She quit on Ohio once and we won’t give her a chance to do it again.
Ohio Republican Party@ohiogop

Six years ago, liberal Amy Acton unleashed her own version of March Madness on Ohioans. ❌ Schools closed  ❌ Nursing homes locked down  ❌ Small businesses destroyed ❌ Polling places shuttered  This massive overreach by an unchecked government bureaucrat reshaped Ohio for the worse, and we haven't forgotten.

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@darreldrowland Do you hear anyone lauding DeWine over this - the fact that Acton was advising on these draconian measures, anti-science lockdowns and ineffective forced masking shows her stupidity DeWine was horrible on Covid with Acton’s help
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Darrel Rowland
Darrel Rowland@darreldrowland·
Ohio GOP continues denial of GOP governor who has taken responsibility for COVID health restrictions And implying Amy Acton canceled the NCAA tournament is beyond ludicrous
Ohio Republican Party@ohiogop

Six years ago, liberal Amy Acton unleashed her own version of March Madness on Ohioans. ❌ Schools closed  ❌ Nursing homes locked down  ❌ Small businesses destroyed ❌ Polling places shuttered  This massive overreach by an unchecked government bureaucrat reshaped Ohio for the worse, and we haven't forgotten.

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Mary Tiles Texas
Mary Tiles Texas@MaryTilesTexas·
@nicksortor Anyone who causes harm to an animal or person should be deported. Don’t understand why that isn’t a law.
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Nick Sortor
Nick Sortor@nicksortor·
🚨 JUST IN: The US House has PASSED the BOWOW Act, which makes any non-citizen who assaults or harms a federal working dog AUTOMATICALLY deportable, 228-190 This comes after an Egyptian man KICKED CBP Detection Dog Freddie, who caught him SMUGGLING illegal goods into the US Good boy, Freddie! Of course, most Democrats voted against this.
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Alan Fisher
Alan Fisher@alanthefisher·
there are so many astroturfed conservatives against CAHSR because the second that there is a working train between 2 cities in the US that can hit 200mph it is fundamentally over for the argument of "that doesn't work here" The oil lobby will do everything possible to stop that
Central Valley Politics@CV__Politics

just learned there are actual living humans who believe the california high speed rail project will ever be completed LMFAOOO

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Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X
Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X@StochasticOh·
@familymanbro First: everything you said is bullshit Second: Biden sent $200 Billion to Ukraine and crickets Third: Dems allowed a over $1 Trillion and counting for their illegal invasion and more crickets
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Simon Mahan
Simon Mahan@SimonMahan·
The world is changing right in front of us and no one knows it. Texas is running its world-class economy on 70% renewables, right now. Gas is there if we need it, but for today, we can save the fuel for another day.
Simon Mahan tweet mediaSimon Mahan tweet media
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Derrick Evans
Derrick Evans@DerrickEvans4WV·
🚨 California shake-up: New poll shows two Republican candidates leading the gubernatorial primary. Steve Hilton says “a revolution is brewing”
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Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X@StochasticOh·
@CNBC 4 cars using older versions of the software from before 2024 … none of this is applicable today … but the Government moves ahead like the glacier it is
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NoMad
NoMad@mySanctuaries·
@CNBC Lidar is now pretty cheap. They could solve this by using it. Otherwise sun glare, fog, etc will continue to be an issue for Tesla. It blinds the cameras just as it does a human.
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Mark Pukita
Mark Pukita@mpukita·
REQUIRING any business to carry any product is both anti-free market & not conservative. It's clear this is pandering right before a hotly contested primary.
Rep. Josh Williams@JoshWilliamsOH

🚨 Today, I was proud to introduce legislation requiring that E15 fuel be sold at all turnpike service plazas in Ohio. E15 is a fuel blend that uses ethanol made from corn and other grains and is insulated from global disruptions. With all the uncertainty surrounding gas prices due to the ongoing conflict with Iran, this bill will go a long way to reduce the pain Ohioans feel at the pump.

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David
David@davidslosttt·
If Sherrod Brown and Amy Acton both win in Ohio, it’s possible they could also flip the Democrats 3 House seats with GOP incumbents
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Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X@StochasticOh·
Democrats targeted Mothers protecting their kids at school board meetings Democrats targeted people praying against abortion Democrats spend $16 Billion to terrorize peaceful protestors on Jan 6 Democrats imported 10Million + illegals to overthrow the government of the US Pay attention
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Melanie D'Arrigo
Melanie D'Arrigo@DarrigoMelanie·
Your periodic reminder that Trump’s DOJ changed the indicators of domestic terrorism to include pro-immigrant, pro-LBTQ, anti-Trump, and anti-capitalist speech. Pay attention.
Jennifer Jacobs@JenniferJJacobs

Scoop: FBI and IRS agents are forming a new initiative to investigate nonprofit organizations over suspected possible links to domestic terrorism, sources briefed on the matter told @SarahNLynch and me. @CBSNews cbsnews.com/news/fbi-irs-i…

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@RepShontelBrown STFU - do you know how much work I have to do to FILE TAXES!!!!! To have to PAY for your stupid salary Weeks and thousands of dollars Government is totally ok with oppressive burdens on voters You just want the corruption You just want to cheat for power
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Rep. Shontel Brown
Rep. Shontel Brown@RepShontelBrown·
The SAVE Act is a terrible idea. Even new Ohio REAL ID Driver's Licenses wouldn't be an acceptable form of ID. And when Kansas implemented these policies 31,000 citizens in a small state were unable to register to vote. In Ohio it would be thousands more disenfranchised.
USA TODAY@USATODAY

As the Senate considers President Donald Trump's stringent anti-voter fraud measure, legal experts say Kansas's offers a troubling case study. usatoday.com/story/news/pol…

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