SuboticMars (Parks)

Appetizers are the pregame to the main dish

Letterboxd needs to add a little marijuana leaf button you can add to indicate the lens your review should be seen through

@PamphletsY 100 days into his administration and already Mamdani has failed on his mandate to provide the citizens of New York with bisexual girlfriends

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

please don't flirt with me i don't wanna cheat on my crush who doesn't like me

sometimes i think i want to get high but then i get high and remember that what i really want is to be loved

@onetruescotman Deflating ass tubes

These fucking TPU tubes are so stupid idc if they’re faster it’s like riding on used condoms

Wikipedia is the only website whose marketing strategy is threatening to kill itself if you don’t pay

sorta need another friend i can have a flirtatious borderline romantic relationship with, but also we're really chill and lowkey abt it which leads to us being stuck in the more than friends less than lovers purgatory 4ever...

@onetruescotman Every day at the office can your personal st paddies

It’s probably a good thing that I just don’t drink at all because I don’t get the people who are crazy excited for specifically the drinking first thing in the morning part of St Pattys. What’s stopping you from just doing that every day

@MrAustinShow if you were gay and Lebanese you'd be my type

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@onetruescotman Kinda real for that

All my fair weather cyclist friends who are eager to come out of the woodworks for 50 degree weather in March are the same ones who turn down rides in October at the same temps because it’s too cold

Gay Pop Semen Hunters.

Shoutout my boss for telling me I'm wrong, but not letting me discover all the pitfalls (no growth)

took my friends aderrall; I feel like i'm in flow state with all of my work. I don't even want to slack off I just do it and go to the next thing. Can't tell if that means that i am quirked up or i'm not

having 3 rotating crushes

gay: soy gay autista : soy autista el amigo gay y autista: tenes que jugar al league of legends

MWORD

apology for bad english where were u wen smiling friends die i was at house watching twitter when phone ring "Smiling friends is kil" "no"

@deviIand2 we are weak to the french

Why does meeting a whimsy french speaking girl just make your heart have to flutter so? perchance 2026 is the year of the lover boy