Chris Sullivan

@UnionJams @springleague @keep_it_rell @soconnell07 just upgraded as definite

#1: I'm ready to trade sexy boot weather for cleavage weather.

Beyonce is fine. She JUST had a kid. Smalls-she's like Adrian Peterson with that recovery

Janitor plungering a water fountain in the lib? Power moves

Great day for liquor stores... #nemo

Apparently it's winter #snow

Robin Hood men in tights #splish

Every woman I work with has hair shorter than her shoulders...#momcuts

#1: If I ever 'check-in' somewhere on Facebook, it'll be Mt. Everest, Mars, or Kate Upton's bedroom. Not Chili's happy hour.

Irish drinking songs while lifting? #motivationforslugging

Kid next to me is benching wearing a sweatervest. #impressed

Ferris buellers day off is the dopest

@SStroh9 naked nott chirps? Remember your first naked nott? #faceplant

Tonight is gunna be real tight butthole #GetWeird

Workaholics tonight can't wait @OhSoCal09 #letsgetwierd

It snowed and you have class... We get it have a hard knock life...

@yewdella insurance.... The most depressing

I'm in college? #cubiclemonkey