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Just remembered the story about a computer scientist who had his bike stolen and tried to explain binary search to a cop
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Taylor Smith nag-retweet
Taylor Smith nag-retweet
I have just been informed that having a train run ON you and having a train run OVER you are very different things… 😭
よむよむ@fomuyuwamochi
God I’m so sick it feels like I had a train run on me…
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the universal translate feature of twitter is the greatest feature ever built
Tibo InShape@TiboInShape
Tu fumes, tu bois personne dit rien. Mais 4 œufs tous les matins et tout le monde a un avis
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Strong contender for this weekend’s most beautiful front page. The Sydney Morning Herald aged 195.
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Taylor Smith nag-retweet
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this is why magical realism thrives in Latin America
令和速報〜trending news🇯🇵@twibuznewss
ブラジルにて路上監視カメラに「妻から逃げる夫」「犬から逃げる猫」「警察から逃げる泥棒」が同時出現する奇跡的映像
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Taylor Smith nag-retweet
Taylor Smith nag-retweet
There are uncountable saints who chose to be tortured to death rather than do what Hannity just did for his master
Mike Nellis@MikeNellis
"I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump
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Bro has played with LeBron for two years and is talking like he's know him his whole life
Dave McMenamin@mcten
“He’s won series, won Finals, I think we just need to have our mind open and ears open and listen to whatever he says because he knows the most. He’s only saying that because he wants to win … We just got to listen to him.” - Bronny James on LeBron’s playoff leadership
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they put me on the reverse of a PIP. they put me on a plan to be worse. too good at work
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"And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
Sen. Mike Crapo just blocked Sen. Elizabeth Warren's last-ditch attempt to preserve the IRS's free Direct File program. In the last election cycle, Crapo was the top GOP congressional recipient of campaign contributions from the corporate PAC of TurboTax's parent company.
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I love very job-specific insults. “This is why you still fly a regional jet” is so good.
CBS News@CBSNews
Two pilots appeared to make meowing noises and dog barks as they communicated with each other before air traffic control at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport called them out on Sunday. "You guys, you need to be professional," an air traffic controller is heard saying.
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Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.”
Got hit back with a “and that would be?”
Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.
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"Péter Magyar" is an almost too-perfect Hungarian name. It'd be like a guy named "Johnny America" running for President of the United States.
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This is the greatest @MLB promotion any team has ever done.
Period.
Do you all realize how extraordinary it is that millennia of Catholicism and centuries of organized sports came together to produce this moment?
Chicago White Sox@whitesox
you wanted them, you're ALL getting one
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Still my favorite (love you, FT)
Daniel Sugarman@Daniel_Sugarman
An FT correction for the ages...
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