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I blame @chooserich gm

Bitcoin is 50% off ATH and if your panicking and not getting excited then I don't know what to tell you.

@piovincenzo_ I'll gladly buy their coin. Unemotional and unbothered.

My normie friends texting me *actually* marked the bottom Kind of insane Maybe the best indicator

@piovincenzo_ "Welcome to the orgy, come on in."

We show up at your door, rocking these Bitcoin fits WYD?

@doodles preregistered with Doop ETH wallet and SOL mint wallet for claim and was unable to. bummer.

dooplicator claim window open ( • -) • mint doopies now: magiceden.us/launchpad/sola…

@notsoeasymoney Does hiring you give said investment bank access to 1-hour per month of technical analysis classes with @chooserich? Check your LinkedIn.

I’m scared to say this But I think I could land a job at an investment bank But I also really like being able to go golf at 12pm and trade what word Jerome Powell may say on Wednesday a whole lot more

@SpeculatorArt @zyn_usa Fuck on dem fools, @SpeculatorArt

Sending this message to @zyn_usa

Rumor of a BIG announcement from @chooserich & @SatoshiInstit coming by the end of 2025.

@piovincenzo_ The weak hands are weak indeed if they can't survive this headline.

This a hot headline, but is a nothing burger. It's one of two things. 1. A transfer of BTC from one wallet to another 2. A wash sale of BTC, similar to what Strategy did a couple years back during the bear market I actually think (and hope) it's #2 #2 is a good move IMO

@chooserich MY STEP-MOM IS AVAILABLE

I’m 43, recently single, and still a crypto millionaire. Back to living my best life. If I’ve changed your life, comment below. Find me my next girlfriend X ⬇️

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@SpeculatorArt @netflix this is a no brainer

I was butt naked about to take a nice epsom salt bath after a long day of work and NFT trading. I'm sitting on toilet and read a ping in a discord. Yuga Labs is doing a stealth mint for MAYC. I run down and mint like 6-8 Mutants. I go upstairs and hop in the bath. A little while later I check and the prereveal floor immediately 2x'd. I loved taking the guaranteed 2-3x's, but my guardian angel whispered to me not to sell. Reveal happens and I rolled an ultra rare, maybe 13th rarest in the collection. I list it for 88.8 ETH and go to bed. I wake up and roll over to check my email, got a notification that it sold. $250k profit. Went to the liquor store and bought an $80 bottle of champagne. Put my bath robe on and start sipping. That same day, my next play hit me. Metaverse land. Gut feeling it was going to become even bigger. I started buying more metaverse land and sold most of it at the pico top in Dec / January. For every winning story, I have many absolute fumbles which are equally if not more interesting to hear about. Like when Zuckerberg announced the name change from Facebook to Meta. I longed $250k on $SAND. But that was big size for me so I was nervous and sold for a 50% gain so I could enjoy my weekend stress free. It did a 7x in a matter of weeks, so casually left a million plus on the table. Or can tell you about the 12 BAYC's I bought and papered at 1 ETH average cost :D. Life's a journey, enjoy the ride.

@chooserich This is my ringtone ... I love taking missed calls in public.

Ya’ll sold?!?!

ted not ded

higher

@chooserich Need Nick TA stream this week

In other news: Bitcoin right to $150k

@BookieDew @notsoeasymoney @Chilearmy123 @SpeculatorArt @rcivNFT Ha that's just a picture of @Chilearmy123

Never miss The Daily Muppet Show with @notsoeasymoney, @Chilearmy123, @SpeculatorArt & one and only @rcivNFT!

Yo I think any dude under 6 foot might very well be a leprechaun