Ian Fritzsche

When you live in Florida and see things so ridiculous that you don’t even take a picture bc everyone will think it’s AI.

Wait… Is Mac-n-cheese just American Alfredo??

Hey @subaru_usa - MySubaru app is expensive (but worth it) - but no longer allows me to lock a running vehicle. Did it for years before this update. There are many reasons to want to do this (dog in the car on a hot day , etc). What can we do to get this option turned back on?

Only Microsoft could make a product so terrible (Win11) that even “notepad” isn’t stable. “notepad classic”, here I come.

When you don’t actually know what your rhumba is saying bc your son changed it to Japanese ages ago. Help @maenos lol

Don't you just hate it when you wake up and find that some kids have left a small nuclear reactor on your porch again?

How do they make vegetables yummy (in ramen)? That’s like, life’s question. -my 11 year old

@g_swedberg That Starlink mount looks great. Rig looks awesome!

I go off-roading in Moab for one week and y’all break crypto? FFS man. Stop it.

Unpopular opinion… 3D printers are really just high-precision hot glue guns.

@hurricanetrack Hi Mark, looks like EC-AIFS has a storm coming right behind Erin, straight through the Florida Peninsula. Not seeing it on other models yet. Do you put any weight into this at this point? Thanks.

We are saddened by the passing of Jim Lovell, commander of Apollo 13 and a four-time spaceflight veteran. Lovell's life and work inspired millions. His courage under pressure helped forge our path to the Moon and beyond—a journey that continues today. go.nasa.gov/41tbrpq

/2 while we’re at it @PapaJohns, nobody wants pizza sauce that your employees clearly (and usually poorly) hand fill into snapping containers that almost always open on the way home. These two things are not the same. Pizza’s great though. Xoxo.

Stand by for rant… Ok @PapaJohns, you’re suggesting a $5 tip for a $20 WALK-UP pizza order? I understand that this is based on the full price before specials, but nobody orders without using a special! I always tip on full amount at sit-down restaurants, but this is too much.

I love all of these stores that have huge amounts of branding telling customers where they accept Amazon returns, however the returns are almost always not at those locations in the stores.

Me, processing wife’s DL renewal online. Me: Do you want to be an organ donor? Wife: Yes, but only if I’m already dead. I don’t want them to let me die so that they can steal my kidney. Me: There’s not a checkbox for that.

CloudFlare always out here, wondering if I’m human. Starting to question it myself.

And therefore, I must verify and again triple check my transcoder settings, to make sure that I don’t run my video compression batch in vain.

Shout out to all these vegan cafés and hipster bistros keeping the arugula farms in business.

There’s a 4-person rotation to do sound at my church. I told the lady that it should be a 1-person rotation b/c Bryce is literally the only one who knows what he’s doing. She told me to pray about it and I told her that I’d pray that she’d let Bryce be the full-time sound guy.

My barbecue state ranks: 1. Florida 2. Alabama 3. Mississippi 4. Western NC (East NC is 🗑️) 5. Georgia 6. Tennessee 7. South Carolina (sorry Orry) 8- everyone else