The Secret Dad

@jwsey01 The poor relation to pickled onion and roast beef

Yes or no??

@tamsully12 One spoon of instant, boiling water, bish bash bosh

How do you brew your coffee?

A strip club in Norway and it’s called Lapland

@HamzeRami Much preferred it to the first. That said, there was no point at which I thought ‘wow’

Fellow writers, hit me with your critique of Glass Onion movie? #amwriting #glassonion #critique

@LiamLong85 Yes please!

Who wants more followers? Let me know

Watching The Karate Kid with the kids and it’s only just occurred to me how much at times Mister Miyagi sounds like Yoda

@M525Tony @SagED_UP A strong choice, very strong

@SagED_UP Pickled Onion

@SagED_UP Probably Indiana Jones first, followed by Lara Croft

@vinita_dv Thank you!! The trials and tribulations of being a father of three in twice weekly blogs… Designed to raise a laugh! thesecretdad.substack.com

Let’s do a #Writerslift. #WritingCommunity Share your #books #WIP #blogs #poems #Website all things creative that you write. #ShamelessSelfpromoWednesday #ShamelessSelfPromo #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #kindlebooks #AuthorsOfTwitter #indieauthors #poetsofTwitter #poetrylovers

Only just occurred to me that it’s Wednesday, not Tuesday. I’ll take any sort of small win right now

@jwsey01 It’s excruciating - the bullshit spouted on there is a sight to behold

LinkedIn is possibly the most nauseating place. Ever.

Ok, go to school without putting your shoes on. She called my bluff. Neither of us backed down. I expect a call soon from social services. #Shoes #school

Is this the least used button in Outlook? #Microsoft #writerscommunity

@jwsey01 On my third of the day at 9.30am

Are we having coffee?

@krisalteyespy The wife is nagging me to take it down but I can’t bring myself to concede that the festive period is over

@Markshark26 2, NES - still the greatest controller ever

Number 1 for me 🙈 Atari ( yes im old )

Would appreciate any help getting to the 1,000 follower mark - as it stands got 378 to go!

@byMorganWright I thought the same but then again, I only have less than 700 followers ☹️

Hellooooo? Is this thing on👀? My Twitter feed’s dead (no new tweets whatsoever)😂. It’s like no one’s online. Has the Apocalypse begun already😳😂?? I thought the Four Horsemen & I had agreed to postpone it until next year. I knew I shouldn’t have trusted Famine😑😂.

@cestanton Yup - I used to use my brother’s when I was little but managed to break it by being somewhat too liberal with Tip Ex

Is anyone there?