IndianaTom

A 4K movie can fit on a DVD, so why did we need bluray exactly? 🤔

@djvlad Marry, have children, remain faithful, be a great parent, love Jesus and America, and get attacked for doing it... all at once.

@ByTaylorL Esenhaus and Blue Gate?

My dad grew up Amish, and most of his family remains Amish. My grandma baked the pies at the two major Amish restaurants in Northern IN. I was embarrassingly old when I learned that Amish, as we know them in the U.S., don’t really exist elsewhere lol

Just a little American advice to all my friends in the UK: It's only treason if you lose. Godspeed.

@NickRodecap Mishawaka

Any ball knowers?

Well I guess my NFL team has to be the Colts then?

@zicobarre Oh no. What will she tell her family?

Instant Karma For Break Checker!

@MostlyPeaceful 💯! If not, why do we even have military drones?

For the love of God, bomb the call centers President Trump.

What kind of government warns us not to enter very dangerous countries, yet lets people from those same countries just walk into ours without a passport?

"President Trump is making false claims that the Los Angeles mayoral election is rigged!" "Sorry to hear that. Can we see your ballots just to make sure everything is legit?" "ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!"

@DcPentsak What’s the purpose of the sperm toy even? LGBT useless.

Just walked past a child who was part of Utah Pride parade. They have pride sperm toys. Not sure what’s happening in SLC.

"There's no evidence of Capitol Police escorting protesters into the Capitol on J6" - @kwelkernbc to President @realDonaldTrump on @MeetThePress

@GovPritzker Gay.

We proudly fly the Pride Flag above the Illinois State Capitol this month.

Ben Franklin didn't plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances

I can’t believe how many ppl think it’s moral to create human life, test for imperfections, kill the rejects, and then just “try again.”

@cptdankkk Probably saved vs what he would’ve spent on drugs and hookers during that time.

Charlie Sheen reveals the time he spent $7,000 on 2,200 seats to catch a Cecil Fielder home run “That was April 1996. I did it for Cecil Fielder. In Anaheim at the Big A” “I called because I wanted to sit in that section. They said, ‘Well, that section’s closed. It’s an underattended game.’ I said, ‘Okay, what about this? How many seats are in that section?’” “They were like, ‘Uh, 2,200.’ And I said, ‘What if I wanted to buy all of them? What kind of break could you cut me? What kind of deal could you swing?’ I think it came out to something like $7,000” “It was left field. I wanted to force the hand of the baseball gods and not just catch a foul ball, but catch a home run ball. I figured if I’ve got the entire left-field stands with a couple buddies of mine, I’ve stacked the deck” “We were hammered. We barely made it to the game. There’s also a great shot in Sports Illustrated of me standing like this with a glove and the empty stands behind me” “We didn’t catch anything that night. And the next night, not just in that section, but in our seats, four home runs were hit. You can’t force the hand of the baseball gods”

@nypost Importing African slaves here was admittedly our biggest mistake, but America rocks! 🇺🇸

Brianna Turner says WNBA should not wear 'USA 250' patches due to history of slavery: 'Be so serious' trib.al/SzUsHCu