Tony Rodini

imagine if there was a dude named Ryan in the bible. or maybe even a woman named Gretchen or something....think of the butterfly effect it would have had on our current reality

Yesterday sucked, but today is going to not suck

IT BLOWS MY MIND HOW ONE PERSON CAN FUCK UP THE ENTIRE WORLD

@XXANASHH i would not lie about John Stamos

@TonyRodini No way

i forgot to tell the world (my twitter) that I saw John Stamos yesterday

I still haven’t told Vampy she’s adopted—any tips on the best time to break the news?

i have a very strong desire to put a laundry pod in the dishwasher, or vice versa. Can't explain it but yea

not gonna lie, The Housemaid was actually pretty good

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Dear rest of the world, we hate him too. Plz be patient with us during this time

@XXANASHH they def do

@TonyRodini Toaster strudels rule

pop-tarts rock

stop instagram story-ing the fact that you are at church!!!!

God Bless Afroman <3

this looks like a moment granted to him by the Make A Wish Foundation

tide pens really be doin the lords work

Celebrated Valentine's Day with my forever dance partner. Love you, Miche!

my therapist from when i went to rehab 5 years ago just texted me a song that he wrote. We haven't spoken in over 5 years... respect

so excited for the Bad Bunny game !!

i still don't understand why none of my friends have named their kids Tony or Toni yet