Andrew Stewart@TopComedyy·10 NisI'm not saying you're fat, but your shirt size has more x's than Taylor Swift...Isalin English0410
Andrew Stewart@TopComedyy·10 NisIf tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup technically a smoothie?Isalin English1760
Andrew Stewart@TopComedyy·10 NisSquare Box. Round Pizza. Triangle Slices. I'm seriously confused.Isalin English1710
Andrew Stewart@TopComedyy·21 KasIn the end, things'll be just okay, as long as you believe you can fix it and make it right. Remember that!Isalin English0100
Andrew Stewart@TopComedyy·21 KasA man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.Isalin English0000
Andrew Stewart@TopComedyy·28 EylLoving you is hard to regret. Losing you is hard to accept. Letting you go is the most painful yet.Isalin English1110
Andrew Stewart@TopComedyy·28 EylHope for a future and forget the past. Live in the present and make the memories last.Isalin English1010
Andrew Stewart@TopComedyy·8 EylFriendship isn't a big thing, it's a million little thingsIsalin English1110
Andrew Stewart@TopComedyy·8 EylIt's never too late to start becoming what you were meant to beIsalin English1010
Andrew Stewart@TopComedyy·31 AğuWhen the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friendsIsalin English0100
Andrew Stewart@TopComedyy·31 AğuArt is when you hear a knocking from your soul - and you answerIsalin English1000
Andrew Stewart@TopComedyy·31 AğuAlways believe in living your life -- no matter what people say~annecurtissmithIsalin English0000
Andrew Stewart@TopComedyy·31 AğuNever do things others can do and will do if there are things others cannot do or will not doIsalin English1010
Andrew Stewart@TopComedyy·31 AğuI have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridgeIsalin English0000