Two Shirt

$80 in your wallet. What are you buying first? 👀

left wing drugs: weed LSD xanax right wing drugs: meth cocaine zyns We need centrist drugs for radical centrists.

this is not a joke, if you have ADHD and you don't take your medications you are at a 9% higher risk of dementia and late stage cognitive decline

No films are good to watch stoned, because being high severs your connection to the past and future, leaving you stranded in an overwhelming decontextualized sensory present, rendering moot storytelling and the other durational elements of the medium.

the first glimpse of your own personality reflected back at you through your toddler is truly harrowing

This sort of inane mysticism annoys me to no end. Peak midwittery

You want a funny joke? Dark Souls 2. This game is a JOKE.