Ubernizer 🪐

We live in a country where women don’t reciprocate good energy. You buy them cars, they won’t reciprocate. You buy them expensive jewelry they won’t reciprocate. But once you cheat, they will reciprocate that with peak energy. Why the selective reciprocation?

@freakin_snow She should be arrested for getting her ass eaten fraudulently

A lady called out her 7th grade Son’s basket ball coach. She said the coach promised to put her son in the team if she ate and svck his ašş. After she did, the coach ghosted and never picked her calls. She went on to reveal the tattoo he had on his așš

@UcheMontana_D Absolutely

@Ubernizer_ Healthy relationships aren’t transactional. Both sides need to feel valued in more than just material terms

We live in a country where women don’t reciprocate good energy. You buy them cars, they won’t reciprocate. You buy them expensive jewelry they won’t reciprocate. But once you cheat, they will reciprocate that with peak energy. Why the selective reciprocation?

@khal_haji Doing nothing at home and doing nothing in the office are two different things

When you’re sitting at your job doing nothing but still want to go home because doing nothing at home is more enjoyable.

@saintdominik I don’t need to be sick to appreciate good health, i know what it means to be sick for a day

Perhaps nothing humbles one better than losing good health for a few days. What's the longest you've been sick, and what did it teach you?

@Nomagugu_xo It’s sad because it’s often suppose to be the dad or brother or uncle

Realizing that no man in your family has ever been a good example of a good man or how a man should treat you is actually quite fucking devastating

@mrcavanaX That’s a great clap back 😂

This is the best revenge ever in the whole history of movies

@chi_never_shy He’s trying to add to the costume

Ofc I would see this and I’m high af 😂😂😂

@2befrxnk No I don’t. I can’t think of anyone I’d want to

Do you have any routines that you stick to religiously?

@Mayandeval Umm what are we doing here?🙄

かわいそうなお母さんは、長いストレスの多い一日を終えてぐったりしていて、小さな赤ちゃんたちでさえ彼女を起こしません😍。

@Kenny_Ikedi I swear it makes you feel bigger and happier

Imagine People bonding over their dislike for You… it’s the little fan club for me…🤣🌚

@patdafenet You can be the smartest person in your family and friends circle and yet less productive than the others

as you got older what did you realise?

@CFCocj Na bald head. I no know another name for am

Me and my friends used to call this "bololo field" growing up, our maths teacher then had it😂😂😂 What is this called where your live?

@AkgeneraGodsent His impact was massive and took Chelsea to great heights

Eden Hazard signed for Chelsea #OnThisDay in 2012. 💙✨ 🔵 352 Apps ⚽️ 110 Goals 🅰️ 92 Assists 🏆🏆 Premier League 🏆🏆 Europa League 🏆 FA Cup 🏆 League Cup 🏅 PL POTY 🏅🏅 Chelsea POTY Easily one of the most universally popular players in Chelsea history. 💙

@Joethecreator99 She needs to marry one of her adult content colleagues

Former adult content couple lena the plug and Adam 22 are about to get a divorce. Apparently lena the plug filed for a divorce in the day of her birthday June 1st because she said her husband couldn’t handle her high sexual urges anymore. She said that there weren’t sexually compatible anymore and she wishes to continue acting in porn and she wants to find a partner more suitable for her.

@AkgeneraGodsent Some go only pay you in kind 😂

@Ubernizer_ You buy them car ,they buy you singlet and boxer

@Chrisjunix 😂😂😭

@Ubernizer_ That's the only thing they can afford 🤣🤣🤣

@saintdominik It’s a very crazy irony i can never understand

@Ubernizer_ Funny how some people need motivation to appreciate love… but never need reminder to detect disrespect 😂

@KeyMoMarz Damn I feel that

@Ubernizer_ Yall love women bashing maybe you should pick better! Because there are plenty of women that reciprocate

@Nomagugu_xo That’s a crazy nature fr fr

@Ubernizer_ Kindness gets ignored, but betrayal sparks maximum drama. Human nature at its finest.