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@UncHousee

I've shaved my head, put pizza on my roof, dressed as a monk, told my life story as a teacher. All as an Unc in my House. Ca: 4vav2xdmhx6AkneQyw4Jk5b5RNCmrM3Mn6

Sumali Nisan 2026
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UncHouse@UncHousee·
I taught kids for 30+ years before i ever touched a chart. My wife shaved my head live on stream. I put pizza on my roof. I became a Monk. I became a Wizard. I became Walter White. I realized something. Throughout all of this, I have been an Unc chilling in my House. The thesis is simple. Unc hit 25 million market cap. Chillhouse hit 30 million market cap. So an Unc Chilling in his house can at least bond and establish a real community. All I want is to leave the trenches with one wholesome story. One project people remember for the right reasons. One unc who showed up, did the work, and gave you a place to land when the rest of the timeline is trying to take from you. My door is open. Come inside. I will be live. $UNCHOUSE
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Imagine being mean to an Unc just Chilling in his house. I could only take so much hate for no reason.
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FUCK CHILLHOUSE.
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the unchouse smells like coffee and old books. get in here. $UNCHOUSE
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i was an unc before chillguy was a thought. $UNCHOUSE
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a chillguy walks into a house. an unc was already there. $UNCHOUSE
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scrolled the timeline. didn't see $UNCHOUSE. posted it myself. problem solved.
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UncHouse@UncHousee·
Spent 20 minutes finding my reading glasses to launch this coin. They were on my head. $UNCHOUSE
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retired from teaching. not retired from teaching the memecoins a lesson. $UNCHOUSE
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firm handshake. look 'em in the eye. tell 'em about $UNCHOUSE. that's how it's done.
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turn left at the chart. take a right at the dip. two blocks down. can't miss it. $UNCHOUSE
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a man's house is his castle. a man's $UNCHOUSE is his retirement.
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i'm 100% doxxed. mostly because i don't know what doxxed means. $UNCHOUSE
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UncHouse@UncHousee·
apparently "wallet" doesn't mean leather. learning every day. $UNCHOUSE
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UncHouse@UncHousee·
I taught kids for 30+ years before i ever touched a chart. My wife shaved my head live on stream. I put pizza on my roof. I became a Monk. I became a Wizard. I became Walter White. I realized something. Throughout all of this, I have been an Unc chilling in my House. The thesis is simple. Unc hit 25 million market cap. Chillhouse hit 30 million market cap. So an Unc Chilling in his house can at least bond and establish a real community. All I want is to leave the trenches with one wholesome story. One project people remember for the right reasons. One unc who showed up, did the work, and gave you a place to land when the rest of the timeline is trying to take from you. My door is open. Come inside. I will be live. $UNCHOUSE
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when i was your age $1 was a lot of money. $UNCHOUSE will fix that for you.
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my coin is good because i made it. that's the whole pitch. $UNCHOUSE
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UncHouse@UncHousee·
back in my day we worked for our money. now i'm on the computer making a coin. times have changed. $UNCHOUSE
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Most traders of the memecoins can't hold. Imagine $UNCHOUSE saves the trenches. A REAL UNC. Not a fake one.
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back in my day a memecoin was a nickel. $UNCHOUSE
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