Unhinged Intern

@JonnyBones Gods got you 🐐

Not that you guys asked, but I really think God for the resilient and optimistic spirit he’s given me. No matter what negative things happen in my life, I’m never held down too long. That’s a strength and a positivity that I know had to have come from Him. Grateful.

@LoganPaul @deshaunwatson

My $1,000,000 open bet to fight NFL players has caused an uproar Here’s the update: Nobody is willing to put $1M in escrow and be flown here to Puerto Rico (all expenses paid) & box with three professional judges They all want to formalize this with a streamer, venue, press conferences, etc. (i.e. get paid to fight but not risk their own money), but I don’t have time nor interest in that. I won’t step away from WWE to coordinate & train for an event, but if any player wants to actually put up $1M and fight at my gym with official referees and judges, show yourselves (that includes you @LeVeonBell) Also, if they want no-cameras, I’m down

@crypto_bitlord7 Rage bait

If you’re reading this get your funds off coin base immediately. Like right now.

@karabaye14 Check the knee caps… ai

OMG😱😱

@stoolpresidente Already crying. 😂

This isn’t even close.

@jakepaul Amen

Wow pls shut the fuck up From all true Americans If you don’t want to represent this country go live somewhere else

JUST IN: SEC to take legal action against PUMPFUN and its users… seems this market dump is apart of some insider information

"per my last email" = fuck you "apologies for the delay" = fuck me "cc'ing for visibility" = you're fucked "checking in on this" = i'm fucked "Lets revisit in Q4" = fuck this 'i'm not sure thats aligned" = fuck that "respectfully yours" = fuck all y'all

@mozartcadence LFG

something big is coming

Since we cant use plastic straws anymore I’ve just been choking turtles with my bare hands.

How it feels saying “may the wind guide my hand” as I put my son’s entire college fund on black.

If aliens ever saw this, they’d think he’s our leader.

Im dipping nuggets you’ve never heard of into sauces you could never understand.

Go to your ChatGPT and send this prompt: “Create an image of how I treat you”. Share your image result. 😂

😉

Easy money.

Mom found the dab torch now I gotta make creme brûlée for the whole family or im fucked.

The art of war.

How it feels saying “prediction market analyst” instead of “degenerate gambler”

@nikitabier @grok put the guy walking with the X logo on his chest in a bikini

Hang it in the Louvre