MrMagister

242 posts

MrMagister

MrMagister

@VaperGrey

Sumali Mayıs 2019
35 Sinusundan2 Mga Tagasunod
MrMagister
MrMagister@VaperGrey·
@nova_gage51239 I had no idea who you are. I saw a picture of a fat fuck, with long hair, but somehow still balding riding a 3 wheel bicycle. Which had an office chair back-part. And a tow attached to said bike. Turns out that person is also a chome. Many keks from Eastern Europe.
MrMagister tweet media
English
1
0
3
234
MrMagister
MrMagister@VaperGrey·
@SaltyGoat17 What the fuck is “bigly”. Did you mean to say “big time”? You Americans can’t even speak English. Regardless of your political beliefs.
English
0
0
1
159
SaltyGoat
SaltyGoat@SaltyGoat17·
Hey liberals... You lose again!! BIGLY!!!😂
SaltyGoat tweet media
English
741
895
10.2K
128.1K
MarcoLolCow
MarcoLolCow@MarcoLolCow45·
Bro really wearing that out in public
MarcoLolCow tweet media
English
37
47
966
34.6K
MrMagister nag-retweet
Dudes Posting Their W’s
Dudes Posting Their W’s@DudespostingWs·
The rest of the world: That animal can kill you. Australians: He used to sit on my shoulders, he is an absolute unit and we love him
English
619
2.7K
36.9K
2.2M
MrMagister nag-retweet
Planet of Beasts
Planet of Beasts@planet_Beasts·
When Titans Collide- No rules. Only Strength. Two Massive Grizzly Bears Clash for Dominance.
English
373
1.3K
24.9K
5.2M
MrMagister nag-retweet
Templarpilled
Templarpilled@Templarpilled·
4chan has a bajillion stories that would work as mid horror movies
Templarpilled tweet media
English
132
878
21.9K
446.7K
MrMagister nag-retweet
Dragon Ball Daily
Dragon Ball Daily@DBZdaily_·
Akira Toriyama & Ayrton Senna
Dragon Ball Daily tweet media
Filipino
26
984
11.8K
173.9K
MrMagister nag-retweet
Dragon Ball Daily
Dragon Ball Daily@DBZdaily_·
Probably the best portrayal of speed in anime
English
62
910
13.4K
652.2K
ًMarianna
ًMarianna@Seraphine_Coeur·
@VaperGrey @Universal4karts Then to make matters worse, Trisha Paytas ((I think that's her name?)) had her child either the same day or the next day, so people were saying that it's the reincarnation of Elizabeth
English
1
4
175
4.8K
MrMagister nag-retweet
B!gKos 💫🦅
B!gKos 💫🦅@biigkos1·
The Secret Life of Oxpeckers and Hippos
English
345
1.7K
31.8K
6.3M
MrMagister
MrMagister@VaperGrey·
@Smitty_xyz Holy not being over her. But I must respect the absolute insanity and planning that went into this. You absolute madman. Cheers to this level of petty. Especially if by the time she falls in love with you, you’ve already moved on, and have someone else.
English
0
0
0
19
Smitty🥇
Smitty🥇@Smitty_xyz·
Ok listen to me VERY carefully 1. You visit her one last time "to pick up your stuff" 2. You apologize to her parents that it didn't work out 3. You tell each parent what you learned from them and that you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life 4. They get a bittersweet feeling and will miss you 5. You make sure to remember their birthdays and send them a message on other holidays to make them never forget you 6. You are now the ex they'll compare every future boyfriend to 7. The expectations and the pressure will slow cook her subconsciously. She'll only bring bad options home. 8. They'll nag at her. "Leon was a good guy and you let him go" they'll say, sabotaging her future relationships further and slowly making her resent her parents 9. Her parents will start texting you, saying you were the best she ever brought home and that they'll miss you. 10. You say you're sorry, you really tried your best...but it takes two to make a relationship work 11. They start pressuring her to try again. She will decline at first. 12. After 10 more failed relationships and increased pressure from her parents, she gives in. She agrees to meet you once more. 13. You meet with her as a friend. You enjoy your meeting. You remind her of the good times you've had together. She starts to think "Maybe it just wasn't the right time" 14. She opens up to you, gives you another chance. You meet her a few times. Nothing happens. You are friendly but you keep your distance. 15. She finally falls in love with you. That's when you tell her you only view her as a friend and you can't stand her weird hairline. You leave and never look back FIN
cryptoleon@cryptoleon

broke up with my girlfriend yesterday any advice?

English
1.1K
2.6K
57.3K
3.4M
MrMagister nag-retweet
They got me
They got me@______punished·
ZXX
221
2.1K
31K
939.3K
MrMagister nag-retweet
mora
mora@inmeood·
Butter makes it legit.
English
680
614
3.4K
1.8M
MrMagister nag-retweet
Gs
Gs@Gs_Swipes·
Nah… this dragon looks straight out of high fantasy 🔥
English
34
239
6.2K
375.8K