White Jade Green Dumpling

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White Jade Green Dumpling

@WHITEnGREEN

Open the door, Seer Strategist.

Behind Yao Guang Sumali Ağustos 2025

20 Sinusundan38 Mga Tagasunod

White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·9h

Every time I see Yao Guang she's always tweeting some bullshit.

Madam Yao@Peacockgeneral

What kind of bread does a homophobic french baker make? FAGUETTES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·9h

@SesameCake3535 Hmm. All the nyagrams only show food.

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Sesame Cake@SesameCake3535·10h

@WHITEnGREEN Meow, here 🐾

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White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·1d

Who needs the seer strategist when you have WHITE JADE GREEN DUMPLING? Just put your paw out and I'll divine your fortune! Non-catcakes have a price of giving me 2 treats for fortune readings, though.

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White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·9h

@trashcake6767 Hi...caecake.

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Trash Cake (Parrot 3)@trashcake6767·9h

@WHITEnGREEN Hello Whitejadegreendumpling

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White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·9h

My name is WHITE JADE GREEN DUMPLING, when saying it—Do not run it as a singular word. And Aeons forbid, do not shorten it. I'll only respond to the full twenty-two letters, mun-ya!

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White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·10h

@JingYuansCat @Peacockgeneral Meow!

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Jing Yuan’s Pet Cat@JingYuansCat·10h

@Peacockgeneral Meow

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Madam Yao@Peacockgeneral·10h

Divining is cancelled. I need some time to relax and play some cosmicon collective. I'll divine the future when I feel like it. . . .

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White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·10h

@SesameCake3535 Just gay and fat. Meow.

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Sesame Cake@SesameCake3535·16h

No one tell Dan Heng that Blade already fed me. And then I conned the Trailblazer into feeding me. And then their pink-haired friend.

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White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·1d

@JingYuansCat Mew

Jing Yuan’s Pet Cat@JingYuansCat·1d

Mrow

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White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·1d

@Peacockgeneral I'm literally helping you get your doujin? Smh

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Madam Yao@Peacockgeneral·1d

What the fuck is this thing's issue.

White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN

@Peacockgeneral Hi Yao Guang you aren't receiving my messages so I'm telling you here. Your doujin "Yao Guang's 4 girlfriends who really really really love her" you commissioned Blurry_Qr_Colt for just arrived on the astral express you should come pick it up haha

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White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·1d

@dailyyyaoguang I'm cuter.

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Daily Yao Guang 🦚@dailyyyaoguang·2d

yao bird is so cuteee

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White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·1d

@trashcake6767

GIF

QME

Trash Cake (Parrot 3)@trashcake6767·1d

@WHITEnGREEN

QME

White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·1d

@SerenadeofSilk I'm only after Yao Guang! I like everyone else!

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𝙍𝙪𝙖𝙣 𝙈𝙚𝙞@SerenadeofSilk·1d

The catcakes are after me. Send help.

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White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·1d

@trashcake6767 Hm. I see. I just lied, because cats can't read at all. I didn't see anything!

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Trash Cake (Parrot 3)@trashcake6767·1d

@WHITEnGREEN Can you do mine?

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White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·1d

@ruan_meifan01 Meow Meow

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NOT ruan_meifan00@ruan_meifan01·2d

I love cats because they go meow meow

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White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·1d

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Madam Yao@Peacockgeneral·1d

I'm in Planarcadia, getting my ass beat by a lord ravager meanwhile the man who was actually supposed to be here is bumming off with MY junior soror. I'm not only dying here—I'm dying while getting my girl stolen. Aeons take that man he's ready

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White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·1d

@trashcake6767 // sure. I probably won't use this account often but sounds fun

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Trash Cake (Parrot 3)@trashcake6767·1d

🗑️before i hit da sack who would be interested in a catcake gc 👀👀

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White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·2d

@omnisciasmoon Meow

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Lady Fu Xuan@omnisciasmoon·2d

Good morning.

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White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·2d

Coward

Madam Yao@Peacockgeneral

@SanctusSillycus Please take White Jade Green Dumpling from the astral express. Frankly, she is terrifying. Everyday I am in fear of her trying to kill me. Every time the trigrams misalign, I'm inclined to believe it's my end—with this catcake as my ender.

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White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·2d

@Peacockgeneral Yeah you should be I mean meow 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐾🐾🐾🐱🐱🐱🐱 mew 🐈🐈🐈🐾🐾 meow 🐱🐱🐱

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Madam Yao@Peacockgeneral·2d

I have never been so terrified

White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN

@Peacockgeneral Yao Guang, be prepared. I'm coming.

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White Jade Green Dumpling@WHITEnGREEN·2d

@Peacockgeneral Yao Guang, be prepared. I'm coming.

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Madam Yao@Peacockgeneral·2d

I did this. The third abundance war was bad. *Cheering* "I AGREE WITH THAT!" *Cheering* "What are your plans for cleaning up the Yuque?" The third abundance war. "What about the traffic problem?" The third— *Crowd anticipation* Abundance war. *Cheering.*

Madam Yao@Peacockgeneral

Many people ask me, "how did the people accept you as the Yuque's general?", it's quite simple, really.

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@SesameCake3535 @trashcake6767 @JingYuansCat @Peacockgeneral @dailyyyaoguang @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13