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I’m going to keep RTing this every Christmas until it becomes the hit tweet it deserves to be

30% of CSA is actually child-on-child and it's usually either an older kid to a younger one (especially relatives) or a kid is victimized under peer pressure in a group (it's important to supervise childsplay for this reason + teach body safety).

I've received reports of these new “speed cameras” popping up across Maryland. Like Flock, they’re privately owned. Unlike Flock, these likely contain *pounds of copper*… which I'd never suggest anyone take advantage of. Neighbors might not mind, though.

Grover Cleveland had cancer (sarcoma) in his mouth and jaw removed on a yacht at sea while the public thought he was on vacation, and no one knew until 24 years later Woodrow Wilson had several strokes before and during his terms Eisenhower had a heart attack that they described as gas Chester Arthur’s kidneys were failing Roosevelt contracted polio and became paralyzed, so they took no pictures below the waist afterward to hide it JFK nearly died at least 5 times in his life due to Addison’s disease, including during his term, and was on a cocktail of drugs that included tons of steroids If it's one thing we can count on, it's that our government will not tell us if our president is unwell/cannot do the job because it temporarily crashes the market, causing billions in losses for the wealthy

The White Sox finished off a three-game sweep of the Blue Jays! 🧹

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1847

She wanted to get better man addiction is so awful

I think if they don’t this it means we don’t have to go to work (outlook down)

We still haven't rebuilt the Baltimore bridge

There’s only one Chicago baseball team in last place.

Real Dewey energy.

Jane Kaczmarek says Erik Per Sullivan was offered "buckets of money" to return as Dewey in the "Malcolm in the Middle" revival: “He’s studying Dickens and is an incredible student – they offered him buckets of money to come back, and he just said: ‘No thank you’.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/m…

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The kids of Boston are fucking starved

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER? #SOXSWEEP 🧹

Someone said nobody was beating the Pope’s team on Easter weekend and now it makes complete sense why the White Sox just swept the Blue Jays.

The White Sox just swept a team that was in the World Series last year.

Skyway Lanes, the last Black-owned bowling alley in Chicago, is set to close after a ‘surge of support fades’ blockclubchicago.org/2026/03/31/sky…

@BlueJays 2 outs away from winning the World Series to getting swept by the White Sox Life comes at you fast

🚨 THE WHITE SOX ARE NO LONGER IN LAST PLACE 🚨