Ride 'Em - Cowboys Band

@Pink Dang, now the next two albums will be about the Corona Virus leaving her, but she’s doing just fine without it...

They are currently replacing the ‘I’ in the A Nails sign at the strip mall and I am not mature enough for this.

@cassietokar You took it like a champ! Very impressed ;)

CONTEST TIME!! Want to be featured on my Cowboys St Patrick's Day poster for literally no reason? This seems fine, what could go wrong? Send a pic to enter. Has to be of yourself.

@CowboysVip @faithhydro DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!

@faithhydro For extra depression I recommend the fully-clothed shower. I found it surprisingly satisfying. Bonus points if u just throw the wet clothes in the garbage later rather than ever dealing with them.

@CowboysVip @vkybriceno @makky_ash @PepperPalaceFL I don’t know which hurt is worse, the hurt that I missed it, or the actual hurt...

Afterhours hot sauce challenge results: @vkybriceno crawled under a table and barfed from the pain, while @makky_ash drank four glasses of milk despite being lactose intolerant (a bold move). I briefly believed I was actually dying. *Shout-out to @PepperPalaceFL for "The End".

@PopeyesCA Should read - They’re bland!

You asked, we listened! Ghost Pepper Wings are back – again! Get yours before they're gone.

@PopeyesCA Interesting you put 22 - that’s how long I waited for a single order of wings at your driver through. #NeverAgain

3, 8, 15 or 22?

Told myself I wouldn't, but there's an open Friday at the end of the month... prove to me that people exist who want this. Go. @COPPERlNSlDES @SpicyBKilla @hannahchaambers twitter.com/philsadelphia/…

Yes, we’re rockstars - but we only bring cocaine to the airport so we can pet the dogs.

@CowboysVip I’m done drinking for good...........................................Now I drink for evil.

I'm never drinking again. Hahaha.

Sadly cowboys' dj booth drone v1.0 perished while attempting to attack @WorstCoverBand during last night's final set. We failed to anticipate the enemy smashing him with drumsticks. We will rebuild him... faster.... furiouser... #OvernightPartsFromJapan

@WeAreCanProud Sure am. #FireJessAllen

Are you sick of the political correctness double standard? thepostmillennial.com/firejessallen-… #Cdnpoli #Cherry

@jessieraeallen #firejessicaallen

I hate to say it but a lot of you are proving the point I tried to make.

@jessieraeallen #FireJessAllen

@jessieraeallen #FireJessAllen

Recently came across these lines that Euripides wrote some 2,500 years ago. (Anne Carson translated it much later.) Anyway, some things don't seem to change.

@Owen_Roberts4 @CowboysVip

Wanna play cards? It’s easy - just do what the card says (and they’re all the same).

@CowboysVip @GavinPott44 I noticed that my mic smelled like regret

@GavinPott44 I just did, nobody noticed. #SeeAboveVideo