Lewis Goodall

@davehill77 Glasses suit me, anytime I wear contacts they just make my face looking fucking stupid

People with glasses: why don’t you wear contacts?

@Variety Rest in piece you old chunk of coal, we’ve truly lost a legend today

Norm Macdonald, Comedian and ‘Saturday Night Live’ Star, Dies at 61 variety.com/2021/tv/news/n…

@ellona_96 @normmacdonald you at the #MetGala ?

Pigeon has arrived at #MetGala

I couldn’t afford armbands but I could afford 2 zip ties, now I just need to figure out how to lure in a couple of ducks

@Iearnhistory Looks like the set for the teletubbies

Who is your favorite Anime character? GIF replies only.

@ThatEricAlper “Gentlemen, you can’t fight here this is the war room!”

@NRG_Daequann 9/11

@CosmicEnergy_ Typical cancer

So apparently the sneakiest zodiac sign is a cancer lol.

Anyone with good posture needs to stop showing off, leave us quaver backs in peace

I’m good thanks but I’ll sit on the kids table where there’s more conversations about what colour socks we’re wearing and less olives but thanks for the invite

An old man sitting on a bench, the ducks feeding. Lucky for those ducks that they found him, good thing about old people is the meat just falls right off the bone

@MerielMyers Nan teeth

Write a horror story using just 2 words....

@UnusualVideos @RebekahLouise_ Pepé?

@melmadara Right here

if u reply to this tweet i’ll photoshop bernie sanders into ur profile pic

Recorders are dog whistles for paedophiles

@paleblursmusic Whatever it is it sure is enjoying that yummy grass 😋

@Helenmarchant9 Malarm, peed and Morik, I'm a bit lost with this Helen I dont think these words desribe me at all

The first 3 words you see describe you ❤️🙏🏻

@psJuliaGathoni7 That man looks angry

Repent ye the people of the world and love righteousness. Time has come that you either choose God sincerely less hell is waiting patiently. #FridayMotivation

@mzu2013 I'd prefer a watch

The most precious gift you can give someone is the gift of your time and attention. #FridayThoughts #FridayMotivation