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"who designed this piece of shit" | brevity=sole*whit -some asshole(me)

Ankh-Morpork Sumali Nisan 2013
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Brian Stack
Brian Stack@BrianStack153·
Taking an indefinite, possibly permanent break from this site. Should’ve done it a long time ago. Thanks to many, bye to all.
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Dr. New Mid, MD
Dr. New Mid, MD@midphrenologist·
So weird how some guys start finding your vibes off when you make it clear you're not a fan of their favorite egirl
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Dr. New Mid, MD
Dr. New Mid, MD@midphrenologist·
Can yall recommend some chats to get kicked out of for guys just getting into chats to get kicked out of
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse·
Dude stood there and held the phone until someone could unlock it with Face ID what a bro
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Yubeast
Yubeast@YuBeast·
@Srirachachau hobbes and shaw was way more fun, and funny, than i thought it would be
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Trevor Roberts
Trevor Roberts@OrbitalOddity·
Prayer permitted at foreman's discretion.
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Haus of Decline
Haus of Decline@hausofdecline·
I feel like i should get $5 if anyone successfully finishes to a selfie I've posted
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Yubeast
Yubeast@YuBeast·
@NoahGarfinkel "i tried to make a silly little drawing and accidently ended up summoning an eldritch thought-being humanity had previously successfully erased all mention of" ALL HAIL NIRTO! ALL HAIL NIRTO!
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Noah Garfinkel
Noah Garfinkel@NoahGarfinkel·
The premise of this drawing is “What if there was a typo at the nitro cold brew factory?”
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Yubeast
Yubeast@YuBeast·
The Disadvantages of Trees sound like the title of a pretentious novel
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ChihuahuaEnjoyer420
ChihuahuaEnjoyer420@tweetsandboobs·
Just went to start the process of being a Medicare provider and it says I am a Medicare provider. And then the memories of doing this one year ago came flooding back.
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Desus MF Nice💯
Desus MF Nice💯@desusnice·
what if netanyahu is just feeling shy?
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WeRateDogs
WeRateDogs@dog_rates·
This is Goose. He wants to know where you're going. If it's not too late, he'd like to suggest the park. 12/10
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your cousin Vinny
your cousin Vinny@muddaub·
@ImDocPlague my friend’s husband recently gave her shit about picking *HIS* favorite mug frequently and I was like bitch your needs don’t matter
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Femininomicon
Femininomicon@ImDocPlague·
Sure you love your wife, but do you keep a mental ranking of her favorite coffee cups to make sure she has her most favorite available when she needs a cup of tea?
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