The Realist

I've been wondering why our bull doesn't climb cows. I even thought maybe it was hit on the potatoes that's why it doesn't have mandacu. So jana i got home very late & used a different route. Thats when I met with my uncle. Kumbe he is the one who unties it from the cowshed , uses it to pull a cart to the market then returns it before 5am. No wonder the cow is always tired. Ndio tunaelekea kwa chief saa hizi.

@joan_reals Freedom at last!!!

@kiprotich_A_ @anishmoonka Lol......😂 That's the very part for me, I was going to ask. Like, the puff adder stays watch over the badger for 2-3hrs waiting to be eaten.

@anishmoonka '..So when a puff adder lands a solid bite, the badger collapses into a kind of coma for two or three hours. Then it wakes up groggy and eats the snake anyway.' 😅😅

A 15-pound honey badger can survive a cobra bite that would kill a full-grown man in under two hours. Then it finishes eating the snake. A biology grad student at the University of Minnesota wanted to know how. She needed badger blood to find out, and the only samples she could get were from two American zoos in San Diego and Indiana. What she found in the DNA was one tiny change. There's a small socket on your muscle cells that your nerves plug into to tell your muscles to move. Cobra venom kills you by jamming that socket shut, so your lungs stop working. The honey badger's socket has a swapped-out amino acid that gives it a positive electrical charge. Cobra venom is also positively charged. Like magnets pointing the wrong way, the venom gets pushed off before it can lock in, and the muscles keep firing. The same workaround showed up separately in hedgehogs and pigs. Mongooses got there too, with a slightly different molecular trick. Four different animals with no shared ancestor all arrived at the same solution because venomous snakes kept biting them for millions of years. That only covers snakes like cobras and mambas. Puff adders work differently, destroying tissue instead of paralyzing muscle, and the DNA trick doesn't help there. So when a puff adder lands a solid bite, the badger collapses into a kind of coma for two or three hours. Then it wakes up groggy and eats the snake anyway. The skin is maybe the unfairest part of all this. It's about a quarter inch thick, rubbery, and so loose it fits like a wetsuit two sizes too big. A lion can clamp its jaws on a honey badger and the badger will twist halfway around inside its own skin and start clawing the lion's face while still in its mouth. Bee stingers barely get through. Porcupine quills don't either. Which brings us back to the bees in that photo. They're annoying. A few sneak through to the face, and enough stings have killed honey badgers in the wild. Honey badgers still die. But they're running three different defense systems at the same time, and one of them is a genetic lottery ticket evolution has pulled four times.

A Port Harcourt Man compares Port Harcourt with Old Aba due to the level of refuse that are scattered everywhere in Port Harcourt, most especially at St. Johns Bus Stop, Iwofe Rd.

“BLORD has now been granted bail, we must thank Verydarkman for wanting to settle the matter amicably and not pursuing the matter any longer. Yes he was offended and he is within his right to take it up and approach the court but both of them have settled now” - Lawyer says

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: For the first time in history, The World Cup Final will have a halftime show. It will be organized by Chris Martin & Coldplay and could take up to 25 minutes.

@Thegal121183753 But you no fine pass dog for face nah..... You want use juju take serve juju?

I prefer dating a dog than men

One of the kidnapp€d persons in benue who successfully escaped narrates how they where taken inside the bush and beaten

BLORD and Sowore inside the court this morning…. Omoh, man has lost weight so much for real 🥹💔🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

@it_Rutie @VOICE_OF_IGBO You can't even answer a simple question, you're been evasive. Answer the damn YES or NO.

@VOICE_OF_IGBO I see nothing wrong in marrying a single mum. All she has is a child, she didn’t kpai anyone.

Nigerian men who can’t marry single mothers are the reason girls are doing ab0rtion.

@rossyybabe This question has no correlation. How can you bring a child into such conversations?

A child that smokes or a child that womanize which one is easy to handle.

Been an Gooner long enough to know certain outcomes. Man City vs Arsenal on Sunday is a DRAW game. Bookmark it! Arsenal has NOT LOST ANY of the last 5 EPL matches against City including 2 at The Etihad. Of the last 7 meets, City wins ONLY 1. Arteta plays HARAMBALL on Sunday.

@yabaleftonline Two things here I observe; Amaechi is speaking for Atiku. ANY primaries in ADC will be won by Atiku. He spends HIS dollars to win party primaries and afterwards leave the main election to the party to run. Why are the supporters of Peter Obi in these comments against primaries?

“There must be a primary election in the ADC. I don't agree with those who say there should be a consensus candidate. A 49-year-old has been elected in Benin Republic. I'm the youngest candidate among all those running now, I'm 60” — Rotimi Amaechi.

A Champions League final-four awaits for both the Arsenal men's & women's teams! 🔴

@TheRealCEOAmber If your own na JUST URINE, talk am. I never experience squirt wey smell just urine. You should understand it's a mixture from the female postrate with diluted urine.

Ladies, let’s be honest when talking about squirting. There’s still a lot of debate around it, so it’s better to be open and informed rather than misleading men into thinking it isn’t urine.

@Larrythacarter @TheRealCEOAmber Stop LYING!!! That shit don't smell NO URINE.

@TheRealCEOAmber I’ll never in life tolerate that bullshit called squirting again ever 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽 it’s pure urine and It cost me a brand new mattress 👌all your room will be fucked with terrible urine smells after a day or two. If you pee on my bed and call it squirting you’ll buy me a new mattress

20 crates of eggs delivered to my office this week. A gift from @bossolamilekan1, one the finest young investors in agriculture. Thanks, boss.

@Elkrosmediahub Whether you admit it openly or not, in your quiet moment, you do know it's prolly a Bayern vs Arsenal. But continue to dey Joseph yourself......

A Crystal Palace vs Strasbourg finals at the Red Bull arena, Leipzig, Germany. A Braga vs Aston Villa finals at the Beşiktaş Park, Istanbul, Türkey. A Bayern vs Atletico Madrid finals at the Puskás Aréna, Budapest, Hungary.

@NigeriaStories You'll think this idiot is just speaking under the influence of drugs but sadly, he will carry out this threat during the election time and nothing will happen to him per consequence because he pledges support for the ruling party.

“If you don’t vote for APC I will b3at the h3ll out of you, Tinubu will be the first President to go for 3 terms in Nigeria if you don’t agree I will b3at you up” —- Kesari Thr3atens Voters

@niff_wizzy Always remember before Jesus there was Abraham. Learn from what you don't know. We bought Health football less than ₦400 sef. Both Sizes 4 & 5.

stop lying bro, this ball was never sold for N400. the lowest price we got it was N1500