Zachary Tasker

Dallas raised, and I’ll always represent the city. But I’m not just trying to get on one team — I’m ready for any opportunity. If I could go to every stadium and prove myself, I would. I’ve grinded for this. I’ve put in the work on and off the field. Now it’s time. To all 32 teams — don’t forget about me on draft day. All I need is one shot.

If you pass Cowboys HQ today you might find former Weber State WR Jayleen Record. He’s draft eligible for the first time. He has his cleats around his neck, ready to run on the turf. He brought his workout numbers. “If I didn’t feel like I had a real shot, I wouldn’t do this.”

went into dominoes and said "pizza pizza" they shot me in the chest with a rifle

It is with profound sadness that we announce the loss of Bob Kevoian, beloved co-founder and longtime host of The Bob & Tom Show, who passed away peacefully Friday afternoon at his home, surrounded by family and friends. Details regarding memorial services will be shared at a later time.

When guys say this they mean - Steak dinner - Hit the tables - Lose $200 - Hit on the waitress - Hit the club - Stand in the corner - Throw up an IG story - Say she’s bad - Go to the strip club - Go to bed When girls say this they mean - Cheat on their boyfriend

i HATE when then this happens

A drunk fan storms the stage and Bryan Adams picks up the song perfectly from there.

Niggas hated SpongeBob cause he got up and went to work everyday.

Dak Prescott when asked for the latest on George Pickens

If her pussy smell like roses she sprayed it with women's axe or sum weird shit cuz natural pussy smell like the heat coming out the back the PS4

@ItBegins2012 @WrestlePurists I doubt it will be lower than 2020

@WrestlePurists I like how he has to keep saying stuff like this because his ego can’t accept that people just didn’t want to pay to see him as champion. Lowest attended wrestlemania in history thanks to Phil brooks

CM Punk to the fans at the WrestleMania Kickoff: “I know the world is on fire right now and times are tough, and things are very expensive. So it means a lot to me that going through the line, saying hello, and giving you just a little bit of my time, getting to know you all, and getting to come out here and tell you thank you from the bottom of my heart because this does not happen without all of you.” #WrestleMania

i love how our generation really starting to make the choice to feed our inner children no matter what the world brings our way

FOX’s NFL team graphics from 1995 are unbelievably nostalgic.

Fuck this guy

What in the utter woke fuckery is Arbys doing asking me if I want curly or crinkly fries. Why does Arbys have crinkly fries and who tf is ordering them

@TheAllThink @Motorsport They have 4 Rossi Ericcson Grosjean Schumacher

@Motorsport Indy has two ex-F1 drivers right now. They’re both mediocre at best.

Pato O'Ward isn’t chasing F1 as it is today. He’s sticking with what he calls real racing — INDYCAR.

@CBoxSports @FOS I hope joe goes into TV after he hangs his helmet up. He would be an excellent color commentator for cbs or fox

“It wasn’t like I just had to go back to Cincinnati, I gladly made that decision” -Joe Flacco #Bengals (via @FOS)

I thought his whole gimmick was “I’m a classy guy. A man of God, etc.” This is screaming his whole image was fake. It started to show signs last year.