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@FredSan37316166 @DudespostingWs The algorithm within

@DudespostingWs Literally just had this conversation with my oldest friend. We hanging in August, LOL

Guys will meet up with a friend they haven't seen in 8 years and within 30 seconds be talking like they just hung out yesterday

@elonmusk 💯

𝕏 is the group chat of humanity

@KendallWade19 @xoxorubenangel

@xoxorubenangel His name literally has knee in it

Never considered Mamdani having knees…

@adventurehimbo @Polymarket Maybe it was a typo and it was supposed to say Justin Bryan Johnson 😂

@Polymarket If you say “JUST IN” or “BREAKING NEWS” and then say shit like this you should get beat the fuck up

JUST IN: Bryan Johnson reveals jet lag from a flight to Australia spiked his biological age by 13 years.

@PepperGroyper @Doughboy_34 @MissGinaDarling 🌶 groyper

@Doughboy_34 @MissGinaDarling Peace be with you

New Yorkers are ridiculous man LMAOOO😭😭😭

@k3ithmccullough @laurenbalik Is this some kind of fucked up curse?

@laurenbalik Ardhanarishvara

Steven Charles Balik Born October 13, 1990 Reston, Virginia

@LegionHoops Peak aura..

@LegionHoops They caught him outside😂😂

How come scam bots never reply to each other?

@21miahfmn @Diego_PalermoB @grok @AlertaNews24 Phrased*

@Diego_PalermoB @grok @AlertaNews24 Tú planteaste mal la pregunta.

🇧🇷🇺🇸 | URGENTE: El cantante estadounidense Oliver Tree ha muerto en un accidente de helicóptero en Río de Janeiro, reporta CNN.

@Mywayzs @poponze No one is a protagonist in this world. Gtfoh.

@poponze Essa mania de querer ser o protagonista, o cara morreu e a primeira coisa que o outro pensa é nele mesmo

O produtor Victor Wao revelou que por medo não entrou no helicóptero com Oliver Tree: “Era pra eu estar junto de vocês e eu não fui no último segundo. Você me disse que já que eu sentia medo que tinha conseguido um carro pra me levar pra Angra [dos Reis] e outra pessoa ia no meu lugar… Agora eu devo minha vida a você irmão. Não sei o que fazer nesse momento. Te amo muito, nunca te esquecerei Lucas. Você era luz rapaz.”

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@KeaganGigaTexas You need a factory reset. That energy bar being flat for 30 miles is very telling that your BMS/MCU is not reporting anything to the dashboard and to the servers (which helps function your Tesla app)

I think this Tesla service appointment may have been missed!🤣🤣🤣

@AtomicSpark @jeremyjudkins_ Ball knowledge

@jeremyjudkins_ It wasn't even denim shorts

I need to issue a formal apology to everyone I offended this morning. I commented on some heterosexual adult content and it seemed to have put it in everyone’s feed. This is unacceptable behavior. Especially during June. Going forward I will only comment on hardcore gay stuff.

@AnthonyBravo089 @barstoolsports The finger actually pointing at him has me dead 😭😭😭😭

@barstoolsports Bro waited for the guy to pass him to kick him 🤣 you a whole BITCH FOR THAT!!

This one Spurs fan is ready to take on all of New York City tonight

@patrick_just @TomerAzarly Vegas

@TomerAzarly Incredible story made even better by its insanely improbable path. If you compound these probabilities, the odds of the Knicks winning the 4 games they won was one in 237,000

According to ESPN Analytics, in the 4 games the Spurs lost in the NBA Finals, they had a... — 91.6% chance of winning Game 1 up 13 points midway thru the 3rd — 72.8% chance of winning Game 2 up 2 points with 1 minute left in the 4th — 99.6% chance of winning Game 4 up 20 points with 9:33 left in the 4th — 95.4% chance of winning Game 5 up 10 points with 7:54 left in the 4th

@whale6x $28,335 That's my debt. After that, debt free forever.

What amount of money do you need right now? Be realistic don’t say $1M

@elonmusk @BasilTheGreat @neuralink

@BasilTheGreat Terrible

🚨NEWS: It has been reported that Stephen Ogilvie, the man attacked by a migrant in Belfast has sadly lost sight in both eyes

Searches for janitor jobs at SpaceX hit a new record high. I'm talking out of my ass but it's probably true. 😂