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Not now cocaine sharks, not now.

@UKBackintheDay2 Tuuuuuune!!!

It was the 1980s, and all those dads in their living rooms be like…

Try pints of beer and we'll talk 🤣

@anon_opin Chilblains...what happened to them too?

Whatever happened to athletes foot? You don't hear a word about it these days. Bring it back I say.

@CharlVixenAFC Almost....

@rexs_ma You'll be flying!

Breakfast of hero’s. Redbull, 2 tramadol and a naproxen. Know how to live me 😂

@Lau_UntoHerself @idlewildgirl Same 😮

Gutted if you’re outside today weather is off it’s bloody nut

@pixiewithemma Absolutely! So close to overtaking Holden as the most irritating woman on TV

Anyone else starting to find Claudia Winkleman extremely irritating now. So unfunny 😴

@huggan_anas Far from it 😂

Worst Prime Minister in living history. Agree ?

@BBCNewsnight Astounding revelations, well done to @vicderbyshire and all those brave women for coming forward. I'm dumbfounded!

@BushmanQPR 💪

#QPR Tommy Smith 2010-2012

@Hplays_piano Loved Dogtagnon...yes I'm that old 😮

@TonyLaneNV Got a stump to the face !

HE THOUGHT HE WAS TOUGH… UNTIL HE WASN’T Tried to 🔪 someone in broad daylight… and instantly got a reality check. Some people really think actions don’t come back around… until they do. Play stupid games… you already know the rest. Thoughts? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

@FreddySky Looks lovely Freddy

Today for lunch I made corned beef tortilla, before I get lynched by a purist, this is NOT a thing but just a way to use up last night’s leftovers.

@TheBritLad You are a thick fuckwit! Old pic of kids doing yoga.

🚨WTF : Lincolnshire Church of England primary school allegedly forced 7-year-old children (none Muslim) to perform full Islamic prayers to Allah in RE lesson. “We did prayers to Allah yesterday,” one girl told her father. Pupils were shown a demonstration video then told to kneel, bow heads & copy the movements themselves. Angry parents reported it to Lincolnshire Police. School unnamed amid backlash fears. Disgraceful.

@dannykellywords 🙄... wishing you all the best for a swift recovery, Danny.

Kelly chemo cancer, day 2. HILARITY! Some voodoo involving one of my drugs means... I'm not allowed to get cold; nor allowed to eat, drink or even touch anything cold. Or risk: dysesthesia! So outside, inevitably, it is now SNOWING! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💊💊💊💊 ❄️ 🏔 🌨 ⛄️

@frecklesB13 Have you ever seen an elephant fly ...

@claireztweets Don't trust any drink that glows 😱

Tried it twice now…. Don’t like it at all

@caffyhank Harp stays sharp...

Irish lager 🍺 soz I’m not a Guinness lover