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if u don’t know what i mean by candied almonds, don’t vote, AND fuck yourself

better smell in the mall:

@_DylanHurd @McDonalds mcdonald’s can suck this mcnut

@McDonalds @_RyanRoberts_ mcdonald’s gave all of us false hope… remember that

Y’ALL WE DID IT. Hi-C Orange is coming back 💥

@spencymiller @AaronSnyder24 i appreciate the confidence. alas, i am no better and it is unfair of me to feel bitter of those who scorn the ryan tribe

Tough look @_RyanRoberts_

i just hit my stand goal while laying in bed. even when i’m chillin my watch know i’m grindin

@TheGarrettShoaf a golfing-whilst-butt-plugged connoisseur, of course

Who the hell brings a butt plug to the golf course 🤔

alien tat on my ass cuz it’s outta this world

all food should just come with an appropriate amount of garlic and onion powder by law. i mean ur gonna put it in there anyway

queso with chips is exactly like nachos except you have to do all the building and u get less toppings

@SawyerTheKid you look like a hamburger…. cause u the meat between my buns

today, someone told me that i looked like someone in a screamo band and honestly—i felt complimented

any medical people awake right now??

>:)

brain aneurysms are a mindset bro. it’s all in your head.

Fort Wayne NEEEDS a piano bar

this is top 5 memes ever dawg.

@_Im_JoeL i got it on vr let’s go

@carebear122096 same energy as throwing trash on the ground and saying, “the janitors need somethin to do”

Today a customer stacked her plates for me to take (this helps me so much) and her mother told her that she really isn’t supposed to help the server. While I was still at the table.