Arne Slot's bald head

"Mate, I've fucked up! Go down injured so I don't look like a prick"

@OfficialVizeh Danhausen will put it back

Spurs Reddit have lost their fucking minds

@Jim1983LFC Get light

For the membership for next season is there any difference between full red and light membership I only want it to get tickets to games

A big Thank you to everyone for the messages of support after the theft of our collection bucket outside Anfield this evening many of you have asked for a link to make a donation. Follow the attached link set up by one of our trustees Jack Sugden #EFC #LFC justgiving.com/crowdfunding/f…

@spectatorindex You can't even make America "economically thrive", you sofa shagging rat!

US Vice President JD Vance says if Iran commits to not have a nuclear weapon, 'we are going to make Iran economically thrive'.

@AlphaKate3 @AndrewJ626 @neodarth_ So am I. The man's a monster.

@_Version4 @AndrewJ626 @neodarth_ I am being serious.

GODZILLA MINUS ZERO: Thanks to the naivety of the U.S. pushing nuclear tests, Godzilla returns in a larger, much more menacing form and finally reaches... New York. We got to see BTS that teased a lot of the Japanese set pieces as well, with Yamazaki using IMAX cameras #CinemaCon

@AlphaKate3 @AndrewJ626 @neodarth_ Donald Trump

@AndrewJ626 @neodarth_ Any idea as to who the other monster is?

That would suggest Ekitike and Isak up-top?

@AnythingLFC_ @FabriceHawkins He's gonna play a back 5, isn't he? 😭

🚨 BREAKING : Mohamed Salah has been benched for the game against PSG tonight! (@FabriceHawkins)

@wirtzlfc7 @RClayton237 I had the same

@RClayton237 I had zero UCL games at the start of the season, got Atletico in all members sale, I’ve had every home game since except Real Madrid, it’s possible to build from nothing.

Shit how I can go to 90% of games at anfield this season and 1/2 aways and have absolutely no chance for tomorrow.

Total respect. Remember not a pound in the ground @spiritofshankly Any fans going to the home matches support your local businesses @ScouseRepublic @hatscarforabadg @HomebakedBakery Let the owners of @lfc get their revenue increase from sponsors etc Stop fleecing the fans

@tayl0rm__ @Gungeymasteur Nah, they still search you after. Went through one before the Qarabag game

@Gungeymasteur Ah happy days hopefully make the searches quicker

Anyone go through these yesterday? If so what did they do?

Hot take, but influencers have literally ruined everything. Music festivals, vacation destinations, the whole of social media, stores…literally everything.

@lisagroganlfc @LfcLee08 @FBAwayDays @spiritofshankly No one booed. Why lie?

Fair play to Liverpool fans protesting against potential price hikes at Anfield. Hopefully these messages get through to the owners. Football has always been a working man’s game, everyone should be able to go to the match on a Saturday. 👊

@Nigel_Farage You can both get fucked!

My message to the British people is Vote Reform, Get Starmer Out.

So everyone’s just had the same ‘personal’ from Billy Hogan? I’ve been sat in all of those meetings mentioned, he hasn’t He wants to say that they want the debate grounded in ‘facts’, which implies it isn’t. LFC, what isn’t factual? Here’s an offer Billy - let’s debate it

@Karina_GA88 Have got a VPN on or on public wifi? I was having problems during the gala sale, worked when I went on to mobile data

Payment gateway failed multiple times. Fuck off! Tried different cards. Saved and entering new and Google pay. Anyone have a clue how to get past another shite element of this site.

A great opportunity to #buylocal and get your @HomebakedBakery pie. Ask for an extra one double bagged without the foil & you are sorted for half time too.

If you want something instead of a programme, the @TheFanzine1 is being sold outside the ground. It's a great read and one of the only remaining fanzines going. Well worth it.

Listen to the heartbeat. NO TO TICKET PRICE INCREASES

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Spion Kop 1906 have released a statement in which they say their flags will no longer be present at Anfield for the remaining fixtures due to the ticket price increase. “We, the fans, are the heartbeat of the football club”