˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗

A life goal of mine is to be on a game show. And to be married. But mostly the game show

Empty movie theater is the girl equivalent of empty gym

nobody understands the tragedy of getting a new phone (prrrrrr) and LOSING ALL YOUR DRAFTS FUCK

Probably in part because I am hoping they finally find jfk on the dark side of the moon… or in the moon as the prophecy foretold

Why are all these new pictures of the moon and earth making me so emotional

Throw in some choreography and everybody loves you at karaoke night. Follow for more tips on how to be fun in your late 20s

Would you believe I’m from the country

Always a husker fan. Especially when we win (but lowkey go lopes)

Working with teenagers never stops humbling me. For example, today I wore my trench coat- and my outfit absolutely ate… the kids thought otherwise because they called me Detective Emily all afternoon 😭

I feel like every event in the Winter Olympics can be sorted into three categories: fast as fuck, backflips, or curling

Forgot what the rush of a good thrift find felt like

But can you draw an isosceles trapezoid

I love the homies

You can’t be the DJ when your nails are long

@sonnyoconnor @Barilla I’ve only ever put them in soup! I’ve never made lasagna with them. The flavor was okay in the soup

@_emoly_ @Barilla Have you tried those before? As a parent of a GF kid, we have tried those and personally, if I don’t cook those really well they always make my lasagna taste really fucked

What the hell @Barilla where are the lasagna wavy edges I bought these for the wavy edges

Wtf there’s six guys in Maroon 5

There is a lot of police presence at this maroon 5 concert

Only real fans were here and remember Stuart the opener

I’m in an arena full of Mumford and Sons fans rn but nobody is a Mumford and Sons fan like me

I love admitting when I’m wrong bc it gives me a break from always being right like finally