bea 🦉maekarpilled in DA PITT

i'm an alyswife and nothing else get it together people

why was i not notified about this still dropping. you will be hearing from me.

someone needs to stop guy ritchie

relatable tbf

aemond always looks like he's trying to explode someone with his mind

new maekar still has dropped

technically possible our plans are measured in centuries

HIGH FIVE! Taylor Dearden and Patrick Ball as Mel King and Frank Langdon for the last episode of The Pitt.

I think I captured their likeness quite well #tobs #theotherbennetsister

with a heavy, beleaguered sigh....smash

What if you were GAY and a CONVERSION THERAPY SURVIVOR and you met a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN but you were TOO ASHAMED TO LOVE HER IN PUBLIC and all ur fans were STUPID and then the WORLD ENDED and ur WIFE DIED and some SEXY HOE came around and ATE DAT PUSSY RIGHT and then STOLE YOUR EGGS

ppl too liberal with the term crackship these days. kingdon is not a crackship. mentos is not a crackship. mohabbot is not a crackship. a crackship is like, mel and the waterslide saboteur. duke and park the shark. whitaker and robby's motorcycle.

saw pitt spoilers and i won't post abt them now but you better believe i have some drafts lined up

if you need your ship to go canon to matter you’re still in the minor leagues… you’re an amateur, i’m a professional, i do this for the love of the game

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10

The daddiest daddy serving the daddiest face card of the daddy universe

and if prince rhaegel wants to dance about in the halls of the red keep naked who am i to judge him… it’s his house

@wroteandrot i've thought so much about the India situation and have come to similar conclusions lol

@alysalysalysaly I gave up in s2 trying to figure out what the deal with India is.

i know its like, entirely counterintuitive to the mission (showing hot ppl fucking in soft lighting) but i really want to know wtf is happening in ireland and scotland in the bridgertonverse lol

also can catholics matriculate at oxbridge in the bridgertonverse yet. did charlotte fast forward that by a few decades.