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@apeman1000000bc

Read my new book, "The God Delusion", available everywhere October 2nd, 2006.

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ape@apeman1000000bc·1 May

@paradisekillher my jester keeps pretend stabbing me with string cheese and saying "all in jest, sire, all in jest!" but sometimes it feels like it's more than jest

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Cypix🇮🇩@cypix6·1d

I mean, it's true though

Dustin Warner ➡️ CFF@RealWarnerus

I forgot how biased Wikipedia is

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syn@SyntheVisuals·1d

People missing the point here lmao Vaseline stole the glove HE made specifically for the poster and sloppified it using AI and turned it into an ad. This is so horrible

Name Jr@ItsNameJr

Vaseline ont volé mon affiche Michael, l’ont modifiée avec de l’IA et en ont fait une pub ?? Je suis choqué 😂

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Jet Vega@DragonBallBLK·1d

Funniest frame in all of Avatar hands down

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brainrot dimension@brainrotpostig·1d

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evan loves worf@esjesjesj·2d

Inspired this all timer

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

David Attenborough is now officially 100 years old.

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sean@_sn_n·2d

meanwhile this is literally the Supreme Court:

The Associated Press@AP

Chief Justice John Roberts says Supreme Court justices are not “political actors.” apnews.com/article/suprem…

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brainrot dimension@brainrotpostig·2d

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Gobrus🍉@context1954·2d

໊@P0PKULTURE

POST A VIDEO YOU NEVER GET TIRED OF

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Warlock 🍄@Num1WarlockFan·3d

You guys genuinely have no idea how fucking hard I was laughing at this scene.

Warlock 🍄@Num1WarlockFan

Alright its time. Now Watching:

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Starly StarlyCactus@StarlyCactus·3d

When you forget to summon Hermit Purple in time

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dan nolan@dannolan·3d

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

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namnas@naMnaSYt·3d

𝐀𝐁𝐁𝐄∮𝐓𝐇𝐄@Zouichi

The avatar franchise might be pound for pound the worst franchise of all time. Literally all garbage except for the original show, even star wars has a better ratio and I don't particularly like it either.

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Pilgrim@VLONEPREDATOR·3d

big week for cruise ships

New York Post@nypost

Disney cruise ship staffers among 28 arrested in massive child porn operation trib.al/EBpF3pZ

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Rhyme 🐩💜 (COMM 3/5 SLOTS)@TheNewRhyme·3d

this is innacurate cuz it's funny and the swears are perfectly delivered and aren't used like 5th graders

guildoessumstuff🎙@VAbrickaleg

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the thicc husband & father@lukeisamazing·4d

that’s right

BROONO ㊆@BROONOart

The line between baby orangutan and Homer is thin

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ape@apeman1000000bc·3d

@aallleeexxxxxx1 he's real immersed. it was probably a part where a character took a nap and he wanted to wait the full 2 hours to really feel like he was a part of the world. it's just classic hardcore reading.

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a@aallleeexxxxxx1·3d

guy who sat next to me on the train was “reading a book” but never once turned the page the entire 22 minute duration of the ride. so now im just left to wonder what was happening there

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