༢݁ ᅠ 𝗔⃞𝗧𝗢𝗠ᅠ ᅠ .𖥔 ݁ ᅠ 𝗘𝗩𝗘͜ ⋆

You're some sorta hero? Doesn't sound too glamorous. 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 . . . 💭 Who knows? I might just be interested in what the standards for a normal chick are like, since I'm obviously ignorant to 'em.

You must have a pretty solid set of morals. I'm lacking something that nice. So what'd it take to lay you, then?

I'm not seeing the problem here. Is something wrong with doing that kind of stuff with folks I don't know?

( a brow quirked at her expression, wholly confused on what he said that was so problematic. ) Work on what, exactly?

come here . let me tend to your injuries . afterwards i'll find who did this to you and have their head .

( give him a sec to take in a calming breath and suck down an entire smokestick in one go, blowing out a massive plume of gray upwards. ) Much better. I'm Oliver, but call me what you want. And I wouldn't consider it THAT weird. Done and said way weirder things with strangers.

( struck with silence for a few seconds, his gaze is darting back and forth between her and that gold star sticker. ) I . . . . You . . . . What the fuck???

Real shit? Put it on my shirt. I need everyone to know I did a good job today.

. . . . I'm sensing sarcasm.

Then no cons for you! But you're missing out. Not a lot beats the thrill of getting it done with the danger of being caught.

Weird thing to say out loud. Totally true, though. The convenience is unmatched. Only con is being a lot harder (see what I did there?) to hide in public.

somethin' caught your eye ?

* floating down to stand beside her. does she . . need a hand .ᐣ

mhn , hello gorgeous .

ᅠᅠ i got tylenol. and tissue. and an ice pack. c'mere. ᅠᅠ