Mr. Cat

Not for any nation. Not for any ideology. Not for justice. Not for honor. Not for power. Not for the future. Not for love. Not for peace. Not for any message board. All for the Cat.

😍🤣

Picture this: you're half-asleep on a Lufthansa flight when the cabin lights suddenly flip on. Turns out a big orange cat had escaped its carrier and decided to go exploring. Passengers stayed super quiet, flight attendants grabbed flashlights at first, and everyone teamed up to gently catch the fluffy escape artist without freaking it out. In the end, the cat was safe and the whole cabin handled it like pros.

My reaction to anything posted online yesterday:

A girl has definitely jilled off to you

"And what is your friend's name?"

I just need everyone to know there’s two cats in Brooklyn that live inside an ancient tree in Prospect Park

Konstantin Korobov. “Snake and Sword,”2024.

Byron Noem this, Byron Noem that…if I’m Kristi I’d be byron my husband some big tits and suckin on them thangs, noem sayin?

Heat (1995) Art by Liam Tooher.

いいか海外ニキ 日本に来たらコンビーフを買ってな？ 小鉢に置いてレンジでクソ熱くして ポン酢醤油に浸して それにマヨネーズを着けて食う 最高だ 憶えておいてくれ

日本の友よ、この異邦の悪魔に、自らの流儀を明かしてはならぬ。この獣は、ただお前たちの生活様式を乱すことのみを求め、行く手にあるすべてを破壊し尽くすのだから。

I have ratio’d Jimmy

私はアメリカでまた新しいチーズの暴力を発見しました。 アメリカ人は常にチーズから暴力を受け続けてます。 それでもアメリカ人は消して倒れません。 彼らはすごいタフなのです。