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BALL MACHINE 5000

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Welcome To The Ball Machine: I block all followers. nothing personal, just a rule I have.

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BALL MACHINE 5000@ballmachine5000·
Some say Capitalism, some say Communism I say Why not Bootilism, why not Tittism? Well, I’m an ass man Enough said. God Bless
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Poirot@Argenpoirot·
Mira lo que es un estadio en Estados Unidos, es ilegal caminar? Si o si tienen que ir todo en auto? No entiendo este brutalismo.
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Bernie Moreno
Bernie Moreno@berniemoreno·
The ultimate elitist flex: driving around with a multimillionaire auto collector in a classic Corvette, valued at hundreds of thousands of dollars, that gets 9 miles per gallon and emits more emissions than about two dozen modern cars ... bragging how he tried to kill the energy industry in America.
RNC Research@RNCResearch

Sleepy Joe brags about killing the oil industry: “The other thing I was able to do, I made sure there could be no oil drilling off the East Coast, the West Coast and 150 miles off the Gulf of Mexico hescodoinalotprotection too.”

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BALL MACHINE 5000@ballmachine5000·
@alleria_eh That’s not a trigger, that’s business as usual. Status quo. Standard operating procedure. The baseline. Etc
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BALL MACHINE 5000@ballmachine5000·
@GoobulousG Yeah me too. Literally one of the worst ways to die. Stabbed to death, then your girl visits your killer in jail & advocates for him. She goes on a “mental health” vacation, lives her life happily ever after. Your entire life, death, being as a human was only a blip in her life.
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BALL MACHINE 5000@ballmachine5000·
@GoobulousG Yes. I see you’re as shocked as I was to see the news article. I used to occasionally come across that girl on here, she used to be very active with a large following. The last time I saw her posts she was still defending the black guy and herself lol
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Otto Guy Nophelia@GoobulousG·
@ballmachine5000 The guy that tripped on the bench that loved black people? And his gf refused to testify against the black man?
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BALL MACHINE 5000@ballmachine5000·
@JAMvsJAM Haha okay okay fine! Don’t stop the boats! But what about the Russian subs in the English Channel? Why haven’t you guys stopped them?
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BALL MACHINE 5000@ballmachine5000·
@bx_on_x lol I mean honestly think about the sheer volume of right wing gun influencers. They all walk on fuckin egg shells hahahaah. They make the most PC safe jokes, carefully ensure no bad optics, etc - and then there’s this guy. It’s a really hilarious juxtaposition
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BALL MACHINE 5000@ballmachine5000·
@bx_on_x He’s a loser on the winning team. I see people defending him, and I am not saying he should be killed or subjugated or anything. But what I am saying is any “gun influencer” doing exactly what he does, just in the opposite direction, they’d get ruthlessly buttfucked immediately.
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Bx@bx_on_x·
This guy is literally organizing transgender militia cells on his property, training them and grooming them to kill people. He celebrated Charlie Kirk's murder for weeks while encouraging his followers to commit copycat attacks. He has promoted attacks on ICE and is deeply connected to Trantifa groups. He is an accelerationist provocateur and an enemy to this country, not a model for gun rights.
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Rolling Stone@RollingStone

Yeezy is one of a growing number of amateur gunsmiths dedicated to pushing the limits of 3D-printing technology and America’s gun laws. More: rollingstone.com/culture/cultur…

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Gregory K Bovino
Gregory K Bovino@GregoryKBovino·
Here at Vlad the Impaler’s tomb… Folks, this reminds me that cultures have historically been marred by illegal aliens. One moment you’re enjoying your hard fought societal traditions and values, the next invaders decide your land and your people should look like theirs. The Prince of Walachia wasn’t some cartoon villain, he was a great hero to his people. When the Turks came rolling in, he did what was necessary to protect his culture and way of life. Sometimes the only thing standing between your civilization and the next wave of invaders is a motivated PATRIOT willing to do what it takes. Respect @nicksortor @StephenM @LaurenWitzkeDE @GavinNewsom @JBPritzker @ZohranKMamdani
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BALL MACHINE 5000@ballmachine5000·
@fleshsimulator I have a very unpopular conspiracy theory here, which could and most likely is not true. But I want to believe it. My theory is the judge is doing this for chuds best interest. I know man I already hear it. But Chud really does need the heat to die down. Hed be hunted if released
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BALL MACHINE 5000@ballmachine5000·
@420Bvnny @GokuSolos_U Haha it’s so feminine and girly to shoot guns and make quirky historical references. You’re doing a great job at being a girl. Definitely passing!
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BALL MACHINE 5000@ballmachine5000·
@cartierfamilyZ @__0HOUR1_ Those privileges allowed him to walk at graduation and receive his high school diploma. Call me bitter, but I couldn’t walk my HS graduation because of my senior prank. Which was coordinating a senior skip day. Something that wouldve happened anyways. I got my diploma in the mail
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0HOUR1@__0HOUR1_·
Chud the Builder now has no bond and will be held for trial. Karmelo Anthony stabbed his classmate to death and got bond. We live in a country if you’re black you get to have certain privileges.
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BALL MACHINE 5000@ballmachine5000·
@MikeT298 @realcopeaganda @AGCHanaway @MLB Yes, you’re correct. Liking cats or the super Mario bros is irrelevant to someone religious and therefore is not religious discrimination. Forcing players to wear symbols & iconography antithetical to their religious belief, without allowing them to opt out, is discriminatory.
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Mike@MikeT298·
@ballmachine5000 @realcopeaganda @AGCHanaway @MLB It’s not religious discrimination if someone gets the same warning for writing “I love cats” or “Super Mario Rocks!” Or “John 3:16” on their uniform. you’re requesting special accommodation if you only want 1 of the 3 allowed.
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BALL MACHINE 5000@ballmachine5000·
@waysandmeans71 @AGCHanaway @MLB Youre right, contracts are the word of God. Like when women sign NDAs, you can just rape and abuse them free of charge! Remember they signed the NDA! Oh wait.
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colleen@waysandmeans71·
@AGCHanaway @MLB I love when rightwing politicians discover baseball. It’s a private company btw. When players sign their contracts they agree to abide by the uniform code. They didn’t. Good luck to you lol. I think they have much better lawyers then your little Missouri office does 😝
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BALL MACHINE 5000@ballmachine5000·
@realcopeaganda @AGCHanaway @MLB “The MLB made religious discrimination the rule. Na na na boo boo. Nothing you can do about it” lol retard. at least make your countersignal more intellectually robust.
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CopeAganda@realcopeaganda·
@AGCHanaway @MLB Hey retard, it’s an MLB rule that prohibits players from writing anything on their uniforms Right wing idiots are always uninformed losers
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