bareback contessa 2.0

@1993h0liday you get it 🫶🏻

@barebackcontes #yup

took the entire day off work for my gender affirming care appt next week

just a little word of advice… do NOT ❌ fuck your Amazon driver bc he will hit you up every time he’s in the neighborhood

wake up and smell the bleach!

last night was a silent film (i went nonverbal)

They gave him a steak with candles like he’s a dog about to die.

I could really go for a flamin chicken bacon ranch from Bay Boys rn

@pissedx printing this out so I can read it on Wednesday at 8pm

@barebackcontes When Wednesday at 8pm comes around just remember nothing tastes better than how skinny feels…

felt reeeeally skinny when I went to the store … I know I’m gonna regret this around Wednesday night at 8pm when I have no snacks

your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny

seeing a TikTok about rising grocery prices moments before I leave for the grocery store

Someone lick my balls NOW!!!!!

@pissedx same! like shut thee fuck up🤐

Work group chat slop makes me go INSANE

this has been the most mentally taxing week of my life x.com/idfkgtfolike/s…

me at therapy this morning when she asked how my week has been

maybe you’re not as good at scamming as you think you are diva..

hey so actually this doesn’t have to make sense to anyone but me for me to tweet it

omfg just move your $500 out of the SVF so we don’t have to deal with a 12 month Put

minimum wage for a maximum loser!

so hungover I had to turn on The Hot Chick