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im at ur girls place snapping twigs in front of her. she claps every time i get one without using my knee

@pubertyblockers pb hope ur doing well

i love reading 3 tweets then logging off

@superlameballs ya i found him staring out his little window

@barfpit ooh did you take this? perfect little snake framed in leaves 🙂

this is nature account now

are u a deer or mailbox

another long day at the normal job factory

(tweeting three times a week) i should get paid to do this

this probably isnt the time or place for this but im gonna eat some cheesecake

808 etiquette

is now a good time

libraries should have more snipers

this cat keeps dropping spotify links on my doormat

@migrating_moose i might just live here

@barfpit i've been trapped in one for months, coiling around it endlessly until i find the perfect moment to leave

i never know when to leave the roundabout

i found a stray cat so i really dont need to tweet anymore

a wojak for your troubles ma'am