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WERE WINNING THE FUCKING LEAGUE!!!!!!!!

This is too fucking far

@PeteHegseth @AnthropicAI @DarioAmodei @POTUS

Thank you for your attention to this matter. cc: @AnthropicAI @DarioAmodei

I think if I were to put 5 people in a pit gladiator style, with one to come out, that 5 would be: Dan Hurley Sydney Sweeney Three people that would prevail over those other 2

I saw this exact tweet with “The Bills” inserted about a month ago 👍🏼

Sometimes I think there’s an emoji for something and then it turns out I was thinking of the Minecraft icon Today: lasso

Listening to psychedelic porn crumpets 24/7 to skew my algorithm until Spotify DJ says their name

Dear Big Game James @coachjfranklin, I admire your decision to cancel the JMU game. I can now see where you get the name from with this decision to keep ODU, VMI and Maryland on the nonconference schedule. We will gladly take this 800k and use it to take more of your recruits.

If I’m a DC and a receiver with a guardian helmet (Romeo Doubs) gets 100+ yards I’m murdering my secondary same day

One of JMUs losses beat this semi-finalist Miami team. The other one is a semi-finalist. @JMUSportsNews

Bed monster takes game 2 with an absolute blowout this morning and now the series is all square. Bed monster is favored going into game 3 with it being a work from home day.

Justin Tucker makes that kick

@JMUSportsNews JMU Stats in Today’s Rose Bowl: 5 rec, 51 yds, 1 Rec TD 13 carries, 72 yards, 1 Rsh TD 7 tackles, and a Forced Fumble

Did I mention city dropped points today too!!??? Hold that

Texas Tech shutout by Oregon at a neutral site with 88 yards of offense Ponds fumble recovery in the Rose Bowl Sarratt touchdown in the Rose Bowl Happy new years dukes! And I hope you’ve had nothing but anxiety and internal battles regarding self worth all day @diegopavia02

James Madison points scored against Oregon in Eugene: 34 Texas Tech points scored against Oregon at a neutral location: 0 James Madison interceptions on Dante Moore in Oregon: 2 Texas Tech interceptions on Dante Moore in a neutral location: 1

Playoff points: Texas A&M: 3 Ohio State: 14 James Madison: 34

Girlfriend was #notimpressed at the bar when devil went down to Georgia came on and I told her I beat actual Satan in a 1v1 in the final boss battle to beat Guitar Hero 3 on expert to that song

Those kids who used to make out in parking lot before high school never learned better they just do it on subway platforms now at 7am