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@NeilS2218 Sometimes you just have to jinx to save the parlay. Some get it some don’t

@betsylocks 🤡

NBA: 76ers vs Celtics over 212.5 ✅ Thunder -13.5✅ MLB: Padres ML ✅ Mets ML ❌ Giants ML❌ Dodgers / Rockies O10.5✅ NHL: Bruins ML ❌ ( I’m gonna throw up) 4-3 on the day. Bruins sold in a disgusting manor. Still a good day

@J_Swish24 Mr Jordan. I didn’t mean to hit a nerve. I thank you for your service. Just simple baseball right there fella… 93.7 @heatdaddy69420 teach me how to scrap. Might have to defend the pringles here. Anyways swish have a happy Monday. Get some yoga in toe touches mandotori

@betsylocks Ok bro. What else would you suggest on your burner account? I’m here for you. Think of me as your catering service

How do I apply to get a (PTO) for ESPN hockey during the playoffs? It’s not because I’m better looking than anyone on these panels. It’s not about anyone there not having the Usain Bolt level quick wit I can provide. It’s seriously not about those god given skillsets that I want to share with the hockey community. It’s not a me vs anyone attitude. It’s about adding a 1 of 1 youthful comedic element to make hockey more fun and enjoyable to experience when the game isn’t in action. I know ESPN is probably a relatively woke corporation but just throwing this out there, I am 25% indian and would / could classify as a minority if needed. I’m not being cocky, I just know what I can do. Plus I don’t have an agent or some manager that you’re always pissed at. I represent myself. Anyone at ESPN this is sent with respect. I’ll be on the east coast next week if you need me to come into the guts of Bristol. Thank you for your consideration. Yours truly, Swish

@J_Swish24 He’s gotta be getting piped by Shaq No way you would pull up in and 1s with an ass that swollen man that’s gotta be all 18 inches of shreks ogar assJesus Christ Fiona settle down. 93.7 have a drink on John Carlson. Siberia’s all around for the fellas. Swish for pres -99.9Somalian

@BookitWithTrent Bro is the dumbest mf alive

Unreal man

Bro is going 0/4 can’t tell me this nigha don’t work at scampicks

@BookitWithTrent No way there was retards betting Boston ml

bruins ml im fuckin sick

Idc what you say Vegas is horrible- have been all year

@J_Swish24 Swish - we could probably make 2 mothers tonight? Cigs and gars on @heatdaddy69420 . Anyways I vote for all Somalians but they are dirty and smell like Taco Bell bathroom after David Ortiz ate party pack . 99.6 Mexicans only

I wish I was at Mother’s right now in Buffalo sitting down for a $26 dollar steak dinner. What a spot. What a city. I love you Buffalo 💙💛

Is Vegas really this dog ass?

@J_Swish24 @J_Swish24 @robbygucci @ROLEX @BlackSabbath

@J_Swish24 He’s gotta be getting piped by Shaq No way you would pull up in and 1s with an ass that swollen man that’s gotta be all 18 inches of shreks ogar assJesus Christ Fiona settle down. 93.7 have a drink on John Carlson. Siberia’s all around for the fellas. Swish for pres -99.9Somalian

Haven’t seen PK Subban a ton on ESPN this year. Is there reason to believe he was on the IR recovering from BBL surgery? (No diddy) -Swish

@J_Swish24 Swish you think I could get an auto? Trade you a forseberg nut cup your used neck guards…. Anyways I have crazy the best nut cream in the league - 64.9 blacks only

@J_Swish24 This guy a retard?

Brotha, I’m on the road like 22 nights a month as is. Gotta pick and choose ur spots eh. I wish I was but heading to Philly early Wednesday morn for a show. New York City Saturday. Was in Diddywood all last week. New Jersey the week before that on NHL network. It never stops. Targeting maybe game 4 in Utah we will see. That’s porn fella. You just whack and try your best not to burn out or bust too early. -93.1

@ryanwhitney6 @BizNasty2point0 There’s no way if you have a brain you would pick the bruins

Oh my god what a collapse by the Bruins. Just awful turnovers in their own end.

How is Vegas this bad?

@chellgod Bro is stupid af

I have watched every single game of the 2026 NHL Season. Every Highlight, Every Goal. (Its literally my job) This is the ONLY correct Playoff Prediction.

Have to be Down syndrome

If you bet on Buffalo you might actually have Down syndrome @chellgod