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Who tf invented math and how we know he right?

UFC fighters the only athletes who just openly admit to being broke

One advantage of a gym body is that anything looks good on you

Should I go to the gym or start drinking

@ihatethiskid Why not boaf

Enjoy me while I’m broke. Money is gonna change me & I won't remember any of you

@brockpierson Not as fast as I would like 🤷🏻‍♂️

Has your 𝕏 account been growing?

I’m proud of me

If you had a $5M networth. Would you spend $250k on a Porsche 911?

@brockpierson Add Chuck Norris posts to the mix and we’re good

This is what wins on 𝕏: > rage bait > engagement bait > basic one line questions > regurgitating "Breaking" News > viral stolen video slop from IG/TikTok > facilitating "lets connect" or "mutuals" trash What did I miss and do you AGREE?

ChatGPT used to seek answers from Chuck Norris

Notice how peaceful life is when you go gym and just mind your business!

Drake affiliates and members of his team are switching their IG profile pictures for “ICEMAN”

@HONEST__Media Gone too soon fr

@bluenosprinter 😂 fax

Chuck Norris was the only legend who killed 2 stones with 1 bird

How do you say “you aren't my boss, so stop telling me what to do”? in corporate lingo

Bron is hilarious man I never seen anyone walk around with a vinyl on them in my life

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5’9 lowkey tall when you think about it

@sciencegirl We’re probably cooked now that Chuck Norris is gone

What keeps the world from being peaceful