derek

I am also there, too

I will be battling dementia for the next 70 or 80 years.

This essay is essential reading for 2026.

he's an evil piece of shit but trump was right to call out fly by jing chili crisp as both overpriced and inferior compared to lao gan ma, which is china's most popular condiment for a reason

3 best movies last year resurrection kontinental 25 secret agent there ya go. now piss off wanker

a polyamorous couple noticed me from across the bar and began to fantasize about bedding me. thankfully they did not approach me. i went to my grave without ever learning of their existence

My latest piece, originally written for The New Yorker but yanked before publication. mindpalace.biz/p/scrubs-revie…

basically the old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born, but as long as there aren't any monsters everything should be fine

@devintoshea if I'm going to QT i'm getting this

yesterday I learned that a Veiled Prophet guy helped Nelly produce his energy drink, Pimp Juice

Another hour of enlightening conversation added to my life. But I'm not an intellectual hog. I fight to share these special moments with the public. Whether you listen is up to you, but I've worked hard, shed blood to make YOUR life better. I want you to be happy!

there's a show tonight in nyc 🧠 comedians will joke around 🧠 a neuroscientist will give a presentation using a video game 🧠 someone will receive painful shocks from test equipment

I was drowning in a flash flood earlier and it just made me laugh

Flash floods are not dangerous. it's straight up childish to die in one of those things

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Today would be a great day to take advantage of this working class podcast's generosity. We just released an incredible bonus episode. Look at the beautiful artwork. What could it mean?

@josiahhughes yet you went private out of fear of reprisals ..

@websitehomepage i rt'ed it which makes me officially one of the big accounts.

It would be a christmas miracle if some of the big accounts on here would RT this simple plea from a struggling podcast

why can't I see my posts on the tl? have I been been shadowbanned by the powers that be? My fate is hanging in the balance and the algorithm doesn't care if i live or die

He would be hanging in a hotel room closet, having finally put an end to his despair at having no family or close friends due to spending most of his life going on pointless adventures.