king for a day

If adult swim was cool they'd sell a Rick Sanchez d*ldo NOT pickle Rick I'm talking a lifelike silicone representation of Rick Sanchez's penis

this but without a certain someone’s name

I dont really care about morty/Jessica thought. I like her better when shes not treated as his crush. ... ... but jessica/morticia... oh my yuri

not to be that guy but this means something to me.

Where are all da Jessica fans at

This is killing me

Canadians be like “I needed this” and it’s literally just a ice cap

@breakstuff_777 LMAAOO IM GLAD I FOUND IT

ok morty didnt know u wrote songs!

Greg in his gay little diary: "today i got molested at school and my life sucks" Rodrick in the basement:

i want to kiss rick so bad like i want his space aids and green drool all in my mouth spit in my FUCKING mouth NOW

@MortyFiddler o didnt get this until now im crine

@self1ndulgences no literally

seriously like

@MortyFiddler 🤬🤬🖕🏼🖕🏼

@self1ndulgences NEVER YOU CANNOT SILENCE THE PUPPER

JANE SHUT THE FUCK UP also i dont have fleas, give me pets puppymorty.straw.page

@MortyFiddler SYBAU FLEABAG

@self1ndulgences ITS THE SAME COLORS AND ALL FROM THE EVIL MONSTER DRAWING BEFORE