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Funniest person you know has seen the inside of a mental institution at least once

@ZayYourBBC chocolate chip

@cctrlaltdeleted Chocolate chip or a different flavor

buy me cookies (2)

do you fw girls who don’t smoke, don’t drink, have never had sex, and are socially awkward?

@guybi99 boy 💀

@cctrlaltdeleted i love updating iphone operating system to 26.69420

@cucsauce jealous

@cctrlaltdeleted omg i just had cookies yesterday

@guybi99 updating ios im so excited

@cctrlaltdeleted what kind of cookie also ur supposed to b napping!!

@literalpervert hej

@cctrlaltdeleted Hi precious

ok back to horny tweets

@guybi99 i don't think it is nice. maybe someday.

@cctrlaltdeleted OH u should sometime it's nice :3

okay but gooning in fact makes me depressed.

@guybi99 never had sex

@cctrlaltdeleted what about sex?

@EuSoEux2 because im depressed 😭

@cctrlaltdeleted Só, its not a frequent problem And why do you feel that?

@EuSoEux2 i rarely do

@cctrlaltdeleted Why do it?

@guybi99 not for me

@cctrlaltdeleted that's so unfortunate!! doesn't it usually make happy chemicals?

@ik792227 i'll kill myself in front of you

@cctrlaltdeleted Maybe u need to do it with me then

@FlyouthismindOD same :( he's the sweetest

@cctrlaltdeleted I use to have a black cat it died🫩

i am a black cat in a human form btw

i am unlovable and that's okay

@goonball5 gooning makes me depressed

starting to get annoyed at everything. i need a break.