Clare 🎀 🍉

no thoughts. just boom clap.

I’m sure Raygun will have the“they got sensitive” shirt ready to go for next weekend. 😂😂😂

I’m sure I’ll love my daughter very much but the fact that because of her I can’t enjoy deli meats means right now she’s in my Top 10 for people I have beef with

Only 20 more weeks until I can eat a subway sandwich, drink champagne, and get a new tattoo again.

I am an Iowa grad and doubted them.

I love that the scammer I hired to do my wedding photographs has ghosted me for nine months and the moment I decide to publicly call her out, she starts blocking me. Kiara Willis Leoanrd, owner of Kiara’s Sassy Shutters: give me a refund or turn over unedited photographs.

So my water bottle obsession is a little notorious amongst my colleagues, and so now everyone would love me to get matching Mommy & Me bottles from @BruMateTweets because if there’s one thing my daughter will be it’s hydrated

no because my dog’s bracket is the only perfect one left in the family group and if Siena beats Duke she stays perfect how the fuck do I get whooped by a dog every year for brackets.

East bracket is so diabolical lmao damn #MarchMadness

some of yall didn’t serve your fandom sentence in the motherland (tumblr) and that’s why we’re having these issues

face of a man who knows he has no say about sleeping with your coworkers sister

I just know this was Chris’ face when Eddie bitched about someone paying $8,001 for a date with Buck. He had questions alright, but not for Buck.

Guess Moneygram doesn’t take fraud seriously.

EDDIE PICKING UP CHRISTOPHER AND SNITCHING TO HIM SOMEONE PAID 8K TO DATE BUCK LMAOOOO “He’s going to have a lot of questions about this story” sent me

IIRC, I had to be put on a waitlist but a friend of mine from tumblr had invite codes. She hooked me up so I could leave FF dot net after being banned for 72 hours for using a swear word in the title lol.

I don’t want to push the party because people are coming in from out of town so I think it would be really funny to reveal we still don’t know but also pls don’t make me

first world white people problems but the lab fucked up my first genetic screening and blood test for gender and we only found out about it on 2/9. We have our gender reveal planned for 2/27. I redid the test on 2/12. Still waiting for results from Natera. Stressing.

Everybody singing along to Backstreet’s Back unti the end #SuperBowl

Abysmal.

Never flying Delta again. This has been fucking miserable. My 3:25 flight is now past four hours delayed. They barely communicated with us and now I’m once again sittin on a new plane for two fucking hours.