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Sisyphus Cassandra ⊗웃🔥
@cmaprice
Your new best friend.
Philadelphia Sumali Ocak 2013
460 Sinusundan218 Mga Tagasunod

"I could think of 1000 other things I would rather Democrats pick fights about now. Like, why him right now?"
"Because he's making their life harder."
@Timodc and @SarahLongwell25 spar over one of the biggest questions facing Democrats right now: what to do about Hasan Piker?
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@bestofstarwar How it was for 14 years after its release
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@_Ochiedike It's the third day, not +3 days later
Also he didn't
It's fictional
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@Milajoy Wait, I thought nyc was a sharia law nightmare
If you never thought jesus shit was in times square, you've never been in times square
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@bipedleek @Hezbolsonaro In the show's universe it's I think sneered about in an unspoken way, similar to renly's sexuality amongst those who know
I think this line is delivered in a way that suggests more subtextually
And davos tells stan that having mel there at KL would be disaster
It's hinted


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@Hezbolsonaro Actually nobody talks about that, it’s one of the weirder aspects of the story that Renly makes absolutely zero mention of Stannis following a foreign cult that sacrifices people when justifying his own claim
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I'm admittedly not steeped in ASOIAF lore but surely Stannis' rightful claim to the throne is deeply undermined by him being in thrall to a foreign priestess who practices blood magic and human sacrifice? That seems more important to worry about than the line of succession.
Ned Stark@FantasyWorldW1
Stannis gave him a pretty good deal as well
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@Hezbolsonaro She'd already conceived the shadow
They went ashore in the dead of night after telling renly he had until dawn to reconsider
Don't think it's a stretch to consider the negotiation attempt was at best a final halfhearted plea to gain his bannermen more cleanly, worst to lull him
GIF
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@Bullman53170100 I like both classic fury and ultimate/smj fury
But the image on the right is absolutely cursed
Only braindead people wanted him to look like that
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Nope. If you are complaining about Samuel L. Jackson's Nick Fury. You are just racist. Like that is one of the best castings in the MCU.
Patrick O'Jota (Beep/Bop/Boop)@PatrickAbrazos
El Nick Fury que nos dieron / el que debieron habernos dado.
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@VERYKOOLLUKEY That's not what a g spot is
You're talking about the equivalent of the external part of the clitoris
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The Jews told people that the male g spot was in the ass to normalize homosexuality, when in reality the real male g spot is in the foreskin — which they took from you
Unbelievable
New York Post@nypost
The male G-spot revealed - and everyone who guessed it's in the rear was wrong: 'Intensely pleasurable' trib.al/apa2iEK
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@anickytwts Technically yes, via cross contamination sperm can stay around from the last time he came, he can prematurely ejaculate, etc
Iirc there was a woman stabbed repeatedly who didn't have a vaginal opening and got pregnant because the blade got semen on it
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@mattvanswol Do you think kids aren't allowed to learn banjo and fiddle?
Have you met Steve martin?
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@Joshwydd_ I hated that his big secret weapon was just a bigger arrow
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@BrianAtlas Much smaller chance
But Israel may still have forced our hand
That's different from trump foaming at the mouth fwiw
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Hmmm
Why do so many women I know mostly watch guy/guy porn then 🤔
DeeDee🌟@DiianaD_
When girls watch porn, they're watching the girl not the boy.
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@DiianaD_ Hmmm
Why do so many women I know mostly watch guy/guy porn then 🤔
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The gspot is still in your ass, this is your clitoris
taoki@justalexoki
they took your G-spot from you
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@StarWarsDaily_ Same thing I'd change about all three films
Remaster the 35mm films from how they were prior to them being sabotaged by lucas in 1997
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@oxfordmarlboro @justalexoki Oh man, that was you?
Big fan
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@justalexoki so you're telling me I shoved this glass jar up my ass for nothing?
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