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I think @llcoolj is wearing a replica of Kate middleton's engagement ring on his pinky. #GRAMMYs

Step one in my hunt for @eddieizzard in Detroit. Fool proof traps. #HuntingForEddie

If Garfield could drive, would he hate traffic as much as Mondays? I sure do! #serenitynow #blessed

I need more karaoke in my life.

All nighters are no joke.

Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. googl.adultgalls.com/deann

bitly.xaijo.com/jodie Don't tease fat girls; elephants never forget.

Someone has hacked the business out of my twitter. How do I change my password?

bitly.xaijo.com/kendra Oh great. I forgot to pack an apple in my lunch and now there's doctors EVERYWHERE.

Oh witty banter.

I've been to 6 bars and haven't seen a royal court member since opening ceremonies. WTH? Make me one, I'll party with the people #tbox2012

Wire to wire! Let's get rowdy #tbox2012

Sometimes it's really hard to tell who's winning when you fight sarcasm with sarcasm. bitly.xaijo.com/drBcBJQq

bitly.xaijo.com/sybil The office supplier gave us some cheap toilet paper and now we've got a real mess on our hands.

I cut butter with a regular knife and now it won't stop crying like a little bitch. bitly.xaijo.com/oMCGg

bitly.xaijo.com/IFnfBItT When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's LUNAR ASSAULT and it's not funny.

bitly.xaijo.com/MjrPNn "Sorry I'm late, but let me explain." -The inventor of the snooze button at the initial presentation

Watch @TIGERS vs @sfgiants #WorldSeries Game3 Saturday, 8pm EST on @MLBonFOX. RT THIS MSG & I'll randomly pick winners to go to games 3 & 4!

Getting ready to audition for #TPIR

@ma2watsoou I just texted you.